Silent Venom - Dumbest movie ever!

[infernalis]

As stupid as it gets...

While channel surfing, I stumbled upon a movie with lots of corn snakes, Pueblan milks, some pythons and assorted other colubrids.

So I stopped and started to watch it.

Right up until this guy got bit by one of the corn snakes:eek: then the "medical" officer gave him a shot of "anti-venom"

then I start thinking, just how really really stupid this dumb movie really was.

"We have a submarine overrun by venomous snakes" "what are we going to do"

change the channel!

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[emseeKAY]

kudos to the actors on that one, they really sold it...

[presspirate]

Looks like a Sci Fi Channel original. And that snake that was crawling on her looked like it fell out of her butt.

[percey39]

Haha looked like they used one that was in shed and neary all the rest were fake lol. They really went over the budget with this one.

[shaunyboy]

no wonder folk think us herpers are a strange bunch.:yes::yes::yes:

poor snake had bits of retained shed on its back either that or it was using her training shoe to shed on.this trailer cracked me up mate,anyone one who bought and watched this film really needs to get out more,ha,ha

sitting here with a big daft grin on my face.how do these people get funding for crap like this ?????

heh " you know what would make an epic film " no what ? " we'll get a bunch of snakes on a submarine and ......" hey that might work they did it with a plane after all.:yes::yes::yes:

thanks for the chuckle wayne.
cheers shaun

[presspirate]

A better movie would be snakes and zombies, the snakes could be the clean up crew for the zombie corpses. Anacondas and retics vs. Zombies. Yeah! epic movie. Where do I get my ticket?

[infernalis]

It looks more like the snake that crawled out of her, oh nevermind..........

[shaunyboy]

A better movie would be snakes and zombies, the snakes could be the clean up crew for the zombie corpses. Anacondas and retics vs. Zombies. Yeah! epic movie. Where do I get my ticket?


you could set it on a bus.they've done about every other mode of transport.:yes::yes::yes::yes::yes:

[presspirate]

Right. Trains? done it. Planes? done it. Submarines? done it. Bus! Giant snakes vs. Zombies on a bus, but you can't slow down below 55 mph or the snakes will regurge! Oh No! The Horror!

[presspirate]

It looks more like the snake that crawled out of her, oh nevermind..........

I was being P.C. shame on yer mind sir!

[zeththebest]

Right. Trains? done it. Planes? done it. Submarines? done it. Bus! Giant snakes vs. Zombies on a bus, but you can't slow down below 55 mph or the snakes will regurge! Oh No! The Horror!

i think regurge is still okay... but IBD??? hrmm... what a very sad ending... :(

[Kmef07]

wow i love the guy with the gun in the background. like he is going to shoot the snake before it strikes her lol.

[shaunyboy]

Right. Trains? done it. Planes? done it. Submarines? done it. Bus! Giant snakes vs. Zombies on a bus, but you can't slow down below 55 mph or the snakes will regurge! Oh No! The Horror!


could always have the big mummy snake eat the bus for an ending.:yes::yes::yes:

[infernalis]

This guy wants to be the bus driver...

10 bonus points if anyone can tell me what movie I got this from.

http://www.ssnakess.info/1/dream.jpg

[emseeKAY]

thats not a movie! thats a picture of me! :O

[shaunyboy]

This could be the ending of our movie.

http://www.ssnakess.info/3/busnake.jpg

[percey39]

Where did you get a picture of my bus shaun!!!! haha thats one sweet air brush/vinyl job

[marvelfreak]

This guy wants to be the bus driver...

10 bonus points if anyone can tell me what movie I got this from.

http://www.ssnakess.info/1/dream.jpg
Looks like it might be from NIGHTMARE ON ELM STEET?

[presspirate]

This guy wants to be the bus driver...

10 bonus points if anyone can tell me what movie I got this from.

http://www.ssnakess.info/1/dream.jpg
I'm gonna guess one of the Conan movies.

[marvelfreak]

This could be the ending of our movie.

http://www.ssnakess.info/3/busnake.jpg
Now i am going to be late for work. Dam and my cell phone still on the bus. lol cool pic