MacAdder
01-22-10, 12:41 PM
BEER BEFORE IT STARTS.
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on
the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's going to start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it
was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You *******! You waltz in here, flop
your fat *** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to
run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean
and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Damn, it's started."
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on
the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's going to start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it
was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You *******! You waltz in here, flop
your fat *** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to
run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean
and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Damn, it's started."