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mathaldo
07-20-05, 02:45 PM
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Jul 1, 11:32 AM (ET)

SANTA BARBARA, Calif. (AP) - The owners of the other contestants in this year's World's Ugliest Dog Contest may have thought their pooches had a chance - until they saw Sam.

The 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested recently won the Sonoma-Marin Fair contest for the third consecutive time, and it's no surprise.

The tiny dog has no hair, if you don't count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there's the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles from his mouth.

He's so ugly even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table, said his proud owner, Susie Lockheed, of Santa Barbara.

"People are always horrified when I kiss him. He may turn into a prince yet. He's definitely a toad," she said. "I always thought he'd be great on greeting cards or on a commercial for Rogaine."

Sam, who's pushing 15, has something of a cult following after winning the contest - and fans' hearts - for three years running. Last year, huge crowds gathered around Sam and Lockheed at a local parade and Lockheed said she received letters and calls about her pup for weeks.

"So many people have told me they've got his picture on their refrigerator. He certainly has a little cult following," she said. "I did years of professional musical theater and never achieved the fame Sam has."

Sam will appear in this weekend's Fourth of July parade in Santa Barbara, but the recent events may be the cap on a long, ugly career. Lockheed says Sam's now suffering from congestive heart failure, lung and kidney problems and has definitely slowed down in his twilight years.

Still, he enjoys regular gourmet meals of sirloin steak, cheese balls, roasted chicken and flan (so he'll swallow his multiple pills). He also passes occasional weekends at the Gaviota ranch of Lockheed's boyfriend, where the World's Ugliest Dog rides in the back of an ATV with his few remaining hairs wafting in the wind.

NocturnalBC
07-20-05, 04:22 PM
LMFAO!! That's great

Serpens
07-20-05, 06:09 PM
'insert recoil here'

Man...it's hidious...but funny. Nice post :)

Serpens

Samba
07-20-05, 07:47 PM
I think he's cute! (He looks kinda like a Gremlin) LOL Then again, I am an oddball... great post!

damzookeeper
07-20-05, 08:11 PM
I think he's cute! (He looks kinda like a Gremlin) LOL Then again, I am an oddball... great post!

OMG, I was thinking the same thing!

RepTylE
07-20-05, 08:57 PM
I saw that dog on television. He is a hairless chinese crested who is 11 years old if I remember correctly. He has bad skin, probably from not being taken care of properly (some cresteds have problem skin and need constant attention). Obviously his cataracts are going untreated as well.
From a crested lover point of view I wasn't too happy to see a dog in this condition. He is trotted out for a freak show too. Not a happy camper here :medangry:

Briawna
07-21-05, 02:27 PM
ewwwww thats kinda scarrry im gonna have night mares

End Times
07-26-05, 05:24 PM
LOL! He looks like Master Splinter from the "Ninja Turtles"! LOL!

Dolly
07-31-05, 06:07 PM
is it alive? lol

sapphire_moon
07-31-05, 06:27 PM
even our 17yr old poms eyes aren't that bad.

mamabug
08-01-05, 10:51 AM
It's probably those ATV rides without sunscreen that do it to him. Poor little guy.
He deserves the title hands down. :medmashed

improvius
08-02-05, 10:52 AM
Seperated at birth?