Words of wisdom.. LOL

[ReneeB]

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
* Wine her,
* Dine her,
* Call her,
* Hug her,
* Support her,
* Hold her,
* Surprise her,
* Compliment her,
* Smile at her,
* Listen to her,
* Laugh with her,
* Cry with her,
* Romance her,
* Encourage her,
* Believe in her,
* Pray with her,
* Pray for her,
* Cuddle with her,
* Shop with her,
* Give her jewelry,
* Buy her flowers,
* Hold her hand,
* Write love letters to her,
* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
* Show up naked...
* Bring food...
* Don't block the TV.

[josefg]

well it requires much less work to impress a man..... :D

[honduranfreekk]

LOL now that is funny my wife giggled up a storm when she read that and then said (YA MEN GO FIGURE LMFAO) :) :)

[DragnDrop]

Re: HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

If there's a hockey or football game on TV, she doesn't have to bother with Step #1 - he won't even notice, and she'll just catch her death of cold.
:)

[Lisa]

you can probably switch food for beer with men

[Matt_K]

speaking of Hockey Games, The Leafs just won 3-0 against the Flyers.. EDDIE got his 4th Shut Out of this young season and is now the leader of active goaltenders with 62.. WOOO HOOOO