Dirty Rotten Tricksters

[galad]

So I am at my biddies tonight playing 8 person halo. Everything all good games were awsome.......... Till we decide to leave.

We walk outside and something smells just rank.
We walk around the big bushes in my buddies front yard and find a huge dead pig ontop of my buddies truck.

When I was a huge pig I mean a huge freakin pig. And man did it smell, it must have been dead for at least four or five days, lol. It must have been five and a half feet from nose to rump, and must have weighed over a hundred pounds. It took two of us to pull it off the top of his truck into the back.

The worste part was I get in to help him dump it somewhere other then my buddies front yard. And the inside of his truck smelled so bad I started to gag.

What I want to know is where the hell these people found such a huge freaking pig in the middle of winnipeg. And who had the marbles to touch the filthy rotten thing to get it up ontop of his truck. That guys going to be smelling for a week.

Well thats my story for tonight, lol

peace

[tHeGiNo]

LOL! I do not know what to say...

[Lindze]

lol ive never heard of such a thing!! maybe they got it from a farmer from the surrounding area or maybe one of the slaughter houses?? who knows........its kinda funny but just thinking of the smell...........ew.

[Bruce]

galad,

I use to live in Wpg for 15 years in the 60's and 70's. My things have changed. I don't know if I'd be able to find any humour at finding a rotting pig carcass on my truck. The odors of rotting flesh will not easily be cleaned up. Possibly your bud has some disturbed enemies?

Chris
Kenora, Ont

[galad]

LOL we didn't know wha to say either. SO we just started lauphing our arses off.

The only slaughter houses I know of are way down at the other end of the city. And how would you even get such a big pig from them? It wasnt even gutted or anything.

The smell I'm sure will last about a three weeks unless he takes it to get proffesionaly cleaned.


LOL no actually he called it upon himself. lol
I was talking to him today and it seems a week ago he took some dead geese ( meat already taken off) and put like five of them on his buddies car. To say the least I think he was a little ticked, and swore revenge.

Why we found humor in it? I don't know I guess we're some sick individuals. lol.

[tHeGiNo]

LOL! Alright, its a totally different story if you know who was involved in the prank, and why. If it was just randomly found in your truck, I was going to say... call the cops. But in this case, LOL!

[dank7oo]

This is my shocked face :)

Jason

[galad]

LOL I finally know what happened.

It wasn't even the guy he thinks it was. It was one of my other buddies, turns out hes been leaving goose carcases on quite alot of cars. Serves him right if you ask me.

One of my buddies some how made a trade with some guy at the maple leaf slaughter house, and got this freaking pig. Kind of seems like a waste of good meat to me, I love back bacon.

But anyways the funny thing is we're not going to tell him that it's not who he thinks it is. So he's going to go do something horrible to the wrong guys car lol. He hunts deer so I'll leave the rest to your imagination. lol

peace

[daiyoukai]

wow, 8 person halo, goose and pig carcases... yall need some women, BADLY

[dank7oo]

Ahahaha (couldnt have said it better myself) :D

Jason

[Invictus]

Originally posted by daiyoukai
wow, 8 person halo, goose and pig carcases... yall need some women, BADLY

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!

[tonyj]

Winnipeg's version of the Godfather!

The Winter is getting to you guys. Only carnage helps pass the dark and dreary days? So sad.

I'm trying to laugh, but it just wont happen.

What next?

I shudder to think.

[Bruce]

Don't forget this happened in Manitoba,

where men are men and sheep run scared.

:D

[joey]

Originally posted by daiyoukai
wow, 8 person halo, goose and pig carcases... yall need some women, BADLY

LMFAO!!!!

...although what kind of women would date these guys I don't want to know. LOL

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[galad]

Lol, actually most of us do have women. I've been with my woman for almost three years now.
Is it so bad to have a guys night out? lol
Some really understanding, and twisted women joey. lol

I think someones jealous of the 8 person halo 2. lol
But hey We're not the one that started all this. lol
But we will be the ones to finish it

And ya we pretty much have to make our own fun in wpg.

This town sucks, especially for reptiles, lol.

peace

[joey]

lol

[NadaNaga]

Here I am trying to come to terms with the fact that I'll have to feed fuzzies to my ball python, and you guys are playing with animal carcasses. What a strange world we live in...

[joey]

sick, isn't it.....

[CamHanna]

I've had the rotten pig prank in mind for quite a while but I've yet to find an appropriate situation. It's lost it's originality now but I'm still going to wait for the opportune series of events... and then... WHAMMY!! :D

[joey]

...yuck. glad you aren't my friend or worse yet, my enemy! ;)

[HumphreyBoagart]

LOL!
Reminds me of one of my buddies years ago, getting revenge with someone who pissed him off. He took 5 or 6 live chickens and put them in the cab of the guys truck. Woulda paid to see his face when he found that mess! : )