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Rhonda
03-01-05, 08:32 AM
You've all heard of "you might be a red neck" I'm sure.
So here goes "you migh be a herper"....

. If the number of rodents in your freezer out numbers the roasts
. if you've ever accidently pointed out a "gravid" woman to your children(I actually did that)
. Walmart employees know you as the "rubbermaid guy/girl"
. if you "baby" the dandelions growing on your lawn.
. if your neighbor has ever caught you picking dandelions on his lawn
. if Your mother refuses to buy you tupperware anymore because you keep poking holes in them.
. if your house sounds like a warm summer night all year round(crickets cherping)
. if you've ever been at war with just one noisey, loose cricket in your bedroom
. if you have family members that won't visit you
. while most people have nightmares about serpents you have dreams about collecting them
. if Fido and Spike are not dogs
. if you have a stack of "Reptile" magazines in your bathroom
. if you check under every rock and log you come across while hiking
. if you have more glass tanks in your home than furniture

Anyone want to add to this list? Please do.

peterm15
03-01-05, 10:12 AM
thats funny and mostly true.. its great

joey
03-01-05, 10:41 AM
i love it! :)

mcfreshdeli
03-01-05, 11:30 AM
. if you have family members that won't visit you

That is so true I live 5 miles from my parents and my dad hasn't been to my house in over a year. He is a big wimp about snakes

* If your 5 month old baby ha been to 3 herp shows and absolutly loves it.

varanus69
03-01-05, 08:37 PM
* if your email address is the name of a repilte of some sort ( like mine varanus**@hotail)
* if you've been breeding rats or rabbits for 15 years but don't know there life expectancy..

Rhonda
03-02-05, 07:02 AM
Originally posted by varanus69
* if your email address is the name of a repilte of some sort ( like mine varanus**@hotail)
* if you've been breeding rats or rabbits for 15 years but don't know there life expectancy..

I love this one!LOL

Mr_Gooch
03-02-05, 07:09 AM
*If you tell someone you have three balls and expect them not to freak out.