McPatch
11-14-02, 06:17 PM
After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery
> >presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down
>and
> >says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The
> >bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The
>guy
> >from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The
>King
> >Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from
>Coors
> >says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water,
>give me
> >a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me
>a
> >Coke." The
> > bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he
> >ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why
>aren't
> >you drinking a Molson's?" The Molson president replies, "Well, I
>figured if
> >you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.
> >presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down
>and
> >says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The
> >bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The
>guy
> >from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The
>King
> >Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from
>Coors
> >says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water,
>give me
> >a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me
>a
> >Coke." The
> > bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he
> >ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why
>aren't
> >you drinking a Molson's?" The Molson president replies, "Well, I
>figured if
> >you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.