Things to try saying when drunk

[Lisa]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK - Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK - Specificity British Constitution Passive-aggressive disorder Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK - Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. Nope, no more booze for me. Sorry, but you're not really my type. We should take a cab. Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing!

[Scotty Allen]

LMAO............my colleagues are firmly convinced now that there is something seriously wrong with me.

[SilverTongue]

LOL I can hardly say those words sober!!!!!!!!!!!! LoL Cute!!!!!!!!!

[eyespy]

Try this little rhyme, it's even tough sober!!!

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's son.

I am only plucking pheasants
till the pheasant plucker comes.

Try not to say this around impressionable youth, or my bird, please!

[Matt_K]

hahahaha.. that pheasant one is good!!!!

[fubar]

wow...i never realized i liked pheasants that way!

[Christina]

OMG lol dont need to be drunk to mess up most of those lol
well except the downright impossible one cause I dont drink lol

[Lisa]

I couldn't say any but the Impossible to say.... lol

[casacrow]

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[sophia]

Hold your tongue and try to say:

Mama and Daddy are behind the door fussin'

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Tay

[derek]

lmao thats a good one

[fifo]

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