Temperature Conversion..

[Matt_K]

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart


50° Fahrenheit (10° C):
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Ottawa Senators win the Stanley Cup

[chappy]

Originally posted by Matt_K
-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Ottawa Senators win the Stanley Cup

AHAHAHAHAHA I didn't expect that LOL

[proud2bcanadian]

LOL!!!

BTW - Sens suck! lol, sorry just had to add that :p

[HeatherRose]

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Ottawa Senators win the Stanley Cup

AHAHHAHAHA OH you are soooo jealous...

[DragnDrop]

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The NHL lockout is settled.



There.... nothing like picking on all you hockey fans equally. ;)
Though I must admit, that "Hockey please come back" commercial sure is catchy, I might miss it if things get settled.

[the_frog_man]

OMG THATS GREAT




thanx froggy

[nita]

Hahaha, I see it once a year at least and laugh every time!

[Manitoban Herps]

Winnipeg was the best team :p

[capsicum]

ROFL....ok I needed that ;)

TK

[BOAS_N_PYTHONS]

KEV:

Was that before or after the JETS :D

LOL

Tony