favorite quotes

[JimmyDavid]

Are there sentences you like to quote? You know, stuff that you heard on tv or somewhere, that because of being so brilliant, so stupid or just so original, makes you wanna quote them...

Here are a few:

"It's nice 2 b important, but it's more important 2 b nice" - Scooter

" I'm the master and the ruller of the world" - Big Sid

"These terrorists are tough, but so are we. These terrorist are enemies of America, but so are we" - president Bush

[SaIiLdVaEnR]

"I'm not against God, I'm against the misuse of God." Marilyn Manson

[Cookie]

Save your breath!!! ... your gonnnnnna need it to blow up your date!

[Removed_2815]

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff," -- Mariah Carey

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -- Bill Clinton, President

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -- Al Gore, Vice President

"If we let the loggers go in and cut down all the trees we wouldn’t have a problem with forest fires." – George Bush

[joey]

"Just remember, it's not as bad as you think and you are not the only one".

-Garrison Keillor

"And if you think peace is a common goal, that goes to show how little you know".....

-The Smiths

[snakehunter]

If we set our selves on fire the chupacabras cant get to us!!!
-Stormy

So you can pick up chics in a tank
-Church

[Vengeance]

Now remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people - Mr. Garrison

Respect My Authority! - Cartmen

I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about "protectin' the earth" and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts! - Cartmen

[hhw]

Some people base what they think on logic, and some people base logic on what they think - me

[JAdkins2451]

Life is like a box of chocolates, You never know what your gonna get. Forrest Gump

[clint545]

" Trying is the first step towards failure."

" If something's to hard, then it's not worth doing."

" We don't go on strike. Instead we go to work everyday and just do our jobs half-assed."

- Homer J Simpson

There's tons of others classic quotes. I just can't think of anymore right now.

[Double J]

"I love thanksgving turkey. It's the only time in Los Angeles that you'll see natural breasts"

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Geroge Dubya has a million laughable ones... but I think that may go into the grey area of political content.

[Double J]

Originally posted by RMBolton
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -- Al Gore, Vice President

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I always thought that one was from good ol' Dubya?

[peterm15]

"Thats where i saw the little green man, he told me to burn things"
ralph wiggem.

im surprised you were able to write so ledgeably on your own but...

lisa

i just really like the simpsons....

but heres one i read on a shirt....

" Ask not what you can do for your country, but who in your country you can do"

if anynoe thinks i should delete that last one let me know

[joey]

'Language is a virus from outer space" --William S. Burroughs

"Which came first the intestine or the tapeworm?"

--William S. Burroughs

"Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be" --Kurt Vonnegut


"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different" --Kurt Vonnegut

"Human beings will be happier--not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudice or flush Lake Erie but when they find ways to inhabit primitive commumities again. That's my utopia. ---Kurt V.

[RepTylE]

Nigel. " see all these amps go up to 11".

Marty " why not make 10 louder instead of adding an 11 ?"
Nigel long pause "these amps go to 11"

from Spnal Tap

[rwg]

Love the Kurt V. quotes. By far my favorite author. My favorite Kurt V. quote (from Slaughterhouse 5):

"Well, here we are, Mr. Pilgrim, trapped
in the amber of this moment. There is no why."

[joey]

"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities.

--Albert Einstein

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-- Albert Einstein


"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein


Indecency, vulgarity, obscenity - - these are strictly confined to man; he invented them. Among the higher animals there is no trace of them. They hide nothing. They are not ashamed. - Mark Twain


"Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in itself."
- Froude


THIS is by far my ultimate f a v o r i t e:

"We need another and a wiser and perhaps a more mystical concept of animals. Remote from universal nature, and living by complicated artifice, man in civilization surveys the creature through the glass of his knowledge and sees thereby a feather magnified and the whole image in distortion. We patronize them for their incompleteness, for their tragic fate of having taken form so far below ourselves. And therein we err, and greatly err. For the animal shall not be measured by man. In a world older and more complete than ours they move finished and complete, gifted with extensions of the senses we have lost or never attained, living by voices we shall never hear. They are not brethren, they are not underlings; they are other nations, caught with ourselves in the net of life and time, fellow prisoners of the splendour and travail of the earth" ~ "The Outermost House" - Henry Beston

"LOVE is the answer"....
-John Lennon

[Removed_2815]

Originally posted by Double J
I always thought that one was from good ol' Dubya?
I think I've seen it attributed to Kerry, Gore, and Bush.... So who knows? I wouldn't put it past either of them.

[galad]

be great in act, as you have been in thought- William Shakespeare

Cry Havoc! And let slip the dogs of war! - William Shakespeare

Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you and ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of this journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the climb. - Sir Winston Churchill

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down to us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Sir Winston Churchill

Some quotes i just found about animals.

We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words. - Anna Sewell

lol this one quite good

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. August Strinderg

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. this is the principal deffernce between a dog and a man - Mark twain


Well hope you guys like em

peace

[gonesnakee]

"Sure you can see it, it never hurts to have a second set of prints on a gun" Nelson to Bart
"Just when I thought I'd heard the dumbest thing ever and then you just keep talking" Hank Hill
"I'm not going to lie to ya Marge" & then either says nothing or walks away, Homer J
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand" Homer J
"Doctor says I wouldn't get so many nose bleeds if I could just learn to keep my finger outta there" Ralph W.
Mark

[Kara]

If you live with the regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow, there is no today in which to be happy...

Pain is inevadable, suffering is optional!

[Brad C]

Why are we dying to live when were just living to die

2pac

[ont_herper]

The amount of poverty and suffering required for the emergence of a Rockefeller, and the amount of depravity that the accumulation of a fortune of such magnitude entails, are left out of the picture, and it is not always possible to make the people in general see this. - Ernesto Che Guevara

Deviance encourages social change - Durkheim

[proud2bcanadian]

The media's the most powerful entity on earth. They have the power to make the innocent guilty and to make the guilty innocent, and that's power. Because they control the minds of the masses.
-MALCOM X

When im born im black, when i grow up im black, when i'm in the sun i'm black, when i die i'm black and u...when ur born ur pink, when u grow up ur white when ur in the sun ur red, when u die ur purple and u dare call ME a coloured!
-MALCOM X

[BoidKeeper]

Mine is in my signature. Makes so much sense it's scary. I also like, "No one of us is stronger than all of us." Oh and Matt Ks signature rules!
Cheers,
Trevor

[Double J]

Another good one is from the family guy.. The dad.. I can't remember his name... but here is one of my favorites...


"I knew a guy that bought a car out of the newspaper. Five years later... BAM... herpes."

[Piers]

Sharing is for those who don't have the balls to say no!
Beer the cause of and salution to all of lifes problems
Two people can keep a secret as long as one of them is dead
"Give them to us when they are young and they will ours for life"- cathlic church

Piers

[clint545]

" A good friend will help you move furniture. A best friend will help you move a body."

" If you look first you may not leap."

[noname]

"The only thing I know with any certainty, is the sight of the stars makes me dream..." Vincent Van Gough

"When I saw you, I fell in love...and you smiled because you knew..." William Shakespeare

[chas*e]

" He had it comin".."We all have it comin, kid"...line from the movie "Unforgiven"

[SCReptiles]

Attitude, rather than disposition is more definitive of serpent behavior. From the moment they emerge into this world until they complete their life cycle, their attitude is "Don't tread on me. I am well equipped to defend myself, but content to pass through life unnoticed. I mean no harm to anything or anyone that our creator has not provided as my bill of fare; I am self sustaining and I like it that way, please pass me by." - W.E. Haast

[dia]

Some of my favorites have already been posted. Here are some fun Salvador Dali quotes:
"Don't bother about being modern. Unfortunately it is the one thing that, whatever you do, you cannot avoid. "
"Have no fear of perfection -- you'll never reach it. "
"Wars never hurt anybody except the people who die."

And from a conversation I had with a four year old girl today "real girls like lizards and stuff!"

[coldblooded]

"All those who oppose me shall be dealt with accordingly." Unknown

“A Dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier… There’s no question about it.” George W. Bush

There are just too many.

[atw]

The risk that you will die from a terrorist attack is, on average, bundled in with such hazards as bee stings and lightning. There would need to be an attack with the magnitude of Sept 11 every second month just to compare with auto accident fatalities. Other dangers might be higher on our minds as well, like the fact that in June, America suffered its worst single month of tornadoes on record - a widely predicted outcome of global climate change. Some people feel a sense of urgency about these ongoing crises; we know those people as 'paranoids.' Then there are those who promote a perpetual fear of the invisible, unpredictable and largely unstoppable threat of terrorism. Those are the people that we call 'patriots.'

From Adbusters magazine

[JimmyDavid]

"Evil...knows evil!" - lost in space

[Ryan and Katie]

"It is curious how much difficulty we have with the idea of animism - that we live in a context with what exists on the planet and must therefore deal with that relationship. On the other hand, we are eager to pretend that we have an animated relationship with inanimate machinery of our own fabrication. What's more, we pretend that we are the subservient half of this relationship. This is a bit like having an emotional and sexual relationhip with an inflatable doll."

[katev17]

'You and I have unfinished business.. ' --- (HMM... I sense a little Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2) (..."Baby.. you ain't kidding" POW DRAW SWORD KICK BACK CHAIR STABBY MOTION CATCH SWORD IN SWORD HOLDER... PERFORM 5 POINT PALM EXPLODING HEART TECHNIQUE!!!..whew.)

[joey]

Gawd, I loved that movie!!! David Carradine was the bomb!

[JimmyDavid]

"you kill our women and children. You bomb our cities from afar, like cowards, and you call us terrorists..." - Aziz

"Does the common man, who bleeds in the battlefield risk any less( than the nobles)?" - Braveheart

[proud2bcanadian]

While we're on the topic of movie quotes.....

HAPPY GILMORE
Shooter:You're in big trouble pal, I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast.
Happy:You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?!
Shooter:NO!

Happy:During high school I played junior hockey and still hold 2 league records. Most time spent in the penalty box and I was the only guy ever to take off his skate and try to stab somebody.

ANGER MANAGEMENT
Dave:What part of Germany do you...hail from?
Galaxia:I'm from a little Bavarian village called 'Licken ze Dicken'. Care to visit?
Dave:Actually, I, uh....like to spend most of my time in 'Girls-without-weinersville'

SOUTH PARK - THE MOVIE
Cartman:Wow! I guess you CAN light a fart on fire, huh?

[justinO]

now you see that evil will always triumph.. because good is dumb - Dark Helmet

“Invaders blood marches through my veins, like giant radioactive rubberpants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!” -Zim


i've also got a few quotes that wouldn't be appropriate for a public forum.. ;)

[proud2bcanadian]

I'm a patient man. And when I say I'm a patient man, I mean I'm a patient man. - George W. Bush

The terrorists keep thinking of ways to kill our people, and so do we! - George W. Bush

[JimmyDavid]

hehe, poor Bush keeps talking too much.
Now, whenever we say "that clown dude who talks goofy stuff on tv" we are no longer refering to Bozo.

[retic]

In God We Trust All The Rest Pay Cash (David Wilcox)

Gas, Grass or ***. noone rides for free (off a t-shirt i have)

[chas*e]

That George Bush quote might be " I am a patient, man... I am a patient, man" ............I think we were not putting the comma in the right place..lol

[Double J]

My favorite George Dubya quote is:

"The have's, and the have-more's... You're my base"

Says it all doesn't it?

[joey]

'I knew what killed Marilyn Monroe"

Saulding Gray

[joey]

We were contented to let things remain as the Great Spirit made them.

Chief Joseph

Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect.

Chief Seattle

[JimmyDavid]

"When your time comes, how do you think god will judge you?" - Dawn of the dead

[JimmyDavid]

And here are the MOST QUOTED sentences in the recent history of man. It's my opinion, but i think i stand correct.

"Don't worry, be happy!"

"Thank God for little girls."

"To be or not to be..."

And the nº1 most quoted: "Help! i've fallen and i can't get up"

[joey]

"you can have my things, they've come to take me home"

-peter gabriel

[joey]

Safe in the womb
Of an everlasting night
You find the darkness can
Give the brightest light
Safe in your place deep in the earth
That's when they'll know what you're really worth
Forgotten while you're here

-nick drake

[mykee]

"If you lend a friend $20 and you never see them again, it was probably worth it".

"Sleep; those little slices of death, how I loathe them". W. Shakespeare

[DeadlyDose]

" love is like the minds of men they are easily corupted"