Jamaicans for you...

[Phrasty]

A Jamaican opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.

When the police(American)arrived at the scene, the Jamaican was complaining
bitterly about thedamage to his precious BMW.

"Awfissa, look wah dem do to mi Bimmah!", he whined.
"You Jamaicans are so materialistic and Show-off, you make me sick!" retorted the officer.

"You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"

"Rahtid!!!," Replied the Jamaican, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was............. "Mi Rolex!!!"


Phrasty

[Matt_K]

HAHAHAAHAHAAHA Nice!!!! Im gonna have to send that one the family.. That reminds me, Send me a pm with your email man, I have something you'll enjoy, but can't be posted on the site.

-Matt

[Phrasty]

You know i was thinking when i was posting "Matt_K would get a kick outa this".....haha, Glad you like it. i got plenty more, just a bit long and harder to read tho...lol


Phrasty

[Matt_K]

LOL, you know it won't be hard for me to read :D

[Phrasty]

lol ok I'll post a couple more... ;)

Phrasty