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Anyways this is the story behind the picture, I was just finishing up feeding my boas...2 were finished and the last one was on her final rat. She somehow knocked her hidebox on her (which was screwed into the wall) so I put the other boas back and grabbed her out to finish eating on the floor while I fixed everything, I needed help from my girlfriend just to be on the safe side of things. I got her out and was telling kory (my gf) what to do while I was moving the snake, kory informed me just that lois (the boa) had dropped her rat and it was at that instance I felt something pressing up on my forbidden area and at the last second looked down and moved her far enough away that she just had a mouthful of pants and boxers thanks god. She had grabbed the crotch of my pants and held on for 5mins, long enough that we could snap a pic or 2. LESSON LEARNED.
Ryan and Katie
10-24-02, 06:47 PM
LMAO!!! That must have been waaaaayyyyy to close for comfort....
snakedude_03
10-24-02, 06:51 PM
LOL..is that the mommy?
LMAO that pic is priceless!
snakedude_03
10-24-02, 06:59 PM
question... but do u really wanna have that pic to remind u? lol..
yes thats the mother to the babies...she has been a very aggressive eater since she gave birth and has been eating everything we give her...and some stuff we would never want her to eat
I Have that picture up so that I will never make that mistake again LOL
Tim_Cranwill
10-24-02, 07:08 PM
That picture could really make it's way around the net pretty fast.... I'm glad for YOU that it was only a close call... f-yew!
snakedude_03
10-24-02, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by Jamie
...been eating everything we give her...and some stuff we would never want her to eat LOL!!
she must of thought "it" was a mouse! hahaha jk
OMG!! That is the most hilarious thing i have ever seen!! AH HA HA HA HA HA!!! LMAO!!! Thats toooo funny! :D :p !!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA..................
ROFLMAO!!!
You must have been sweating quite a bit when seeing her there at first! Too much!
You havent been feeding her snake sausages, have you? *wink wink* Ouch, I am going to wear a cup in the future. LOL
Grant vg
10-24-02, 08:12 PM
5 minutes!!!
Geeze, the things that would have been going through my mind...lol
Glad to hear the family jewels are doin ok.:)
I was sweating bullets for a couple minutes and was white as a ghost but she got all cloth...she did leave some nice marks on my pants as a friendly reminder. I think she was just showing me who the boss really is.
Now I've heard of a trouser snake .. but I wasn't expecting it to be THAT long. lmao.
Clownfishie
10-24-02, 09:04 PM
LMAO! Holy ****... hehe... you're one lucky guy ;)
I have never been scared of the thought that one day one of my snakes like my 8 ft Boa would grab my arm or something else. Working with large snakes I expect a big bite someday. But that picture makes me cringe. :eek: Yikes!
Zhakrin
10-24-02, 11:46 PM
LMAO...You weren't perhap previously "experimenting" with the old "gerbil in the pants" thing were you?
May have set her off!!!
LMAO
HyGhBr|d
10-24-02, 11:57 PM
LOL.............that is so funny
Everyone I have shown that almost wet themselves.
Classic.
Big Mike
10-25-02, 09:04 AM
Common Boa.........$250
Habitat for Boa......$200
Rats for Boa...........$2
Track pants............$20
Seeing your life falsh before your eyes....Priceless
That is just priceless
Thanks for Sharing
Big Mike
10-25-02, 09:53 AM
That could be a finalist for the herp picture of the month...
It's pics like that that make me glad to be a girl!!!
I suppose you are never going to wear anything but loosely fitting pants when handling your herps in the future.
lol if you did'nt say it was a boa i would have thought it to be a BALL PYTHON
beth wallbank
10-25-02, 06:10 PM
LOL!!! Gives new thoughts for vasectomys now doesn't it boys!! HA.....now remember not to scratch the boys down there after cleaning rats and leaving the scent....your little gerbil just may not be so lucky next time =)
Oh fer gawd's sakes... ROFL
Jon & Tay
girraffasaurus
10-26-02, 12:58 AM
Hahahahaha!!!!!! Maybe you should wear a cup or something next time you handle the snakes! Or a chastity belt?!
Makes me shake and shiver good thing she didn't put the squeeze on you that pic is for sure worth a 1000 words Hip
PoiSoNouS
10-26-02, 08:49 AM
HAHAHAHAAHAHA !!!!
McCarthy Boas
10-27-02, 10:22 PM
ROLFLMAO that is to funny. I am glad you are ok. I bet your girlfriend is glad to. LOL
tai_pan1
10-28-02, 10:19 AM
I have a question/joke, but I think it would be better on an adult forum sight!
Sunrunner
10-28-02, 11:51 PM
Try explaining that one to the Hospital!!
Great Pic!!:bugged:
ANIMAL5051
10-30-02, 06:41 AM
lmao thats way to close for me nice pic
PO_0784
11-01-02, 07:21 PM
omg....I just cant imagine the pain lol..ARGGHHHHH
lucky you! ;)
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