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Black_Panther
11-11-04, 06:16 PM
I have a cat by the name of Rosewood. She is tiny cat (looks like she's only half grown) and a beautiful black in color mottled with golden and brown.

Unfortunately for me, Rosewood is also very smart. And very snotty sometimes, too.

Lately she's been getting bladder problems due to anxiety (don't ask me how she does it) so I've been having to give her pills every morning and every night. Generally speaking, she refuses to eat anything that I don't eat; but if I eat it, she will too--she's even chewed on my cucumbers before. Because of this, I was able to cover up her pills with a treat and give it to her that way; at least, until I made the mistake of crushing up her pills onto the treat. Now she won't eat anything I give her because she thinks it's "poisoned."

So what do I get to do now?

Well, first I go downstairs and get my crowbar. Then I get to chase her around the house trying to catch her. As soon as I manage to pick her up, she starts swearing at me (and man, that cat has a really foul mouth, too!!!). Then, trying to restrain her with one hand, I pry her mouth open with the crowbar and attempt to shove the pills down her throat all the while trying to keep my fingers on as well. After I let her down, she bolts away for a short distance and then begins to walk around drooling all over the place trying to gag herself and spit up the pill (all the while shooting me extremely dirty looks) because she's mad at me.

About ten minutes later, after she's done slobbering all over my stuff, she completely forgets the whole ordeal and starts following me around the house yowling at me to pet her.

I love my kitty.:rolleyes:

raebug2000
11-11-04, 08:52 PM
rofl

Frillie
11-11-04, 09:09 PM
You pried open your tiny cat's mouth with a crowbar? I've been taught that if I can't say anything nice I shouldn't say anything at all, plus I don't feel like getting kicked off ssnakess so I'm gonna leave this one alone.

damzookeeper
11-11-04, 09:12 PM
lol, that's too funny! I can picture you with the crowbar. ROFLMAO!

Matt_K
11-12-04, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by Frillie
You pried open your tiny cat's mouth with a crowbar? I've been taught that if I can't say anything nice I shouldn't say anything at all, plus I don't feel like getting kicked off ssnakess so I'm gonna leave this one alone.

I think you missed the fact that this is posted in the 'joke/comedy' forum..

I also think that Black_Panther forgot to add the punchline to this 'joke'.

-Matt

Black_Panther
11-12-04, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by Frillie
You pried open your tiny cat's mouth with a crowbar? I've been taught that if I can't say anything nice I shouldn't say anything at all, plus I don't feel like getting kicked off ssnakess so I'm gonna leave this one alone.

Frillie. I was joking!!! I love my kitty waaaay too much to actually try something like that!!!

damzookeeper
11-12-04, 04:14 PM
The punch line was that you were just having fun at telling the story of your kitty and her meds, right? That was what I got out of it. It's kind of like when I had to give my bird his meds. He gives me the evil eye every time he knows it's that time again and spreads his wings and stands up straight. I swear he is trying to stand like the Karate kid when he has one knee up and his hands out, lol, and he's telling me "Get out of here, I know karate and I"m not afraid to use it!" lol

Black_Panther
11-13-04, 12:06 PM
Yup lol

I nearly lost a finger to my kitty last night; in any case, I got pretty nasty cut. But she still woke me up three times walking all over my face, licking my nose and purring, trying to get me to pet her. When she wants attention, she won't stop until I wake up and pet her.