RedNeck jokes

[JimmyDavid]

A red neck woman was going for a plane ride for the first time in her life. Sitting beside the window and looking outside she kept talking to the man sitting next to her:
- Amazing! Kind of scary, too. Look at those people down there, they look so small. Just like tiny ants.
-Lady, they dont look like ants, they ARE. We did not yet take off...


The red neck husband gets home mighty happy.
-Yahoo! woman, pack your stuff. I hit the lotery.
-Wow, Now that's good knews. Where are we going?
- I'm not going nowhere...you are!

[the_frog_man]

good but you forgot
why is it inpossible to solve a red neck murder
answer: theres no dentle records and the DNA is all the same

[JimmyDavid]

hehe, that's right. I believe sex crimes are also hard to solve...because animals don't talk.

[Yness]

i find some inward humour in the incorrect spelling of "dentle."

[Boidbrain]

You might be a redneck if your rodents and reptiles are smarter than your kids (or if you like them more).