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Edwin
10-04-04, 12:11 PM
Ouch. My question is, if he thought he was grabbing the chicken's neck, who or what did he think was grabbing his *****?

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Vengeance
10-04-04, 12:14 PM
man you must read allot of news to find all these odd articles.
Artemis
10-04-04, 12:24 PM
hahaha vengeance took the words right out of my mouth ;)
mykee
10-04-04, 01:31 PM
The happy part of this story is at least he won't be able to father any more little stoopids..
HetForHuman
10-04-04, 01:41 PM
LMAO Mykee
Tim and Julie B
10-04-04, 02:21 PM
I don't know what this guy does for fun, but why was he chasing a chicken around with his willy out? How do you mistake it for a chicken neck? Inless your really fat and can't see it anymore. Plus grab it and lop it off without clueing in. Maybe they need to start feeding their dog more as well. Oddities.

TB
treegirl
10-04-04, 02:30 PM
guess he 'choked his chicken to death'

bwah ha ha ha!

ew, gross.
andytheboa
10-04-04, 06:29 PM
ha, LOL that is sick & funny.
Cruciform
10-04-04, 08:26 PM
Sounds like he was up to something else, had an accident and came up with an outlandish cover story because of where the blood trail was located.

Maybe he wanted to kill a chicken while violating it. Animal snuff. Oops.
BAZ
10-05-04, 04:18 PM
Maybe this old man was trying to "give the dog a bone" and it bit it off! :P
JD@reptiles
10-05-04, 04:38 PM
i think the guy was emerrised to say what he was really doing, lol
jjaj02
10-05-04, 04:38 PM
OMG thats a seriously grose thought......"Give the dog a bone" HEHE. I don't understand how someone could do that. Not being able to see it isn't even an excuse. You'd think he'd feel himself grab him own willy and pull on it. OUCH!
JonD
10-05-04, 04:53 PM
LOL just visualizing this story makes me laugh! Then his dog gobbles it up....LOL **shakes head**
beth wallbank
10-05-04, 05:35 PM
HAHAHA!! Farm Fro"licks" the remake.....HAHAHAHAAH
Makes you think twice about eating the turkey neck this Sunday huh?
meow_mix450
10-05-04, 06:06 PM
wont be suprised if he went suicide the next day:p

Meow
Edwin
10-05-04, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by beth wallbank
HAHAHA!! Farm Fro"licks" the remake.....HAHAHAHAAH
Makes you think twice about eating the turkey neck this Sunday huh?

http://www.winfieldcavaliers.com/chicken2.jpg

LOL!