if you could be....

[treegirl]

any animal for a day, what would you be?



i think I'd want to be a lemur-- jumping high from tree top to tree top in a jungle...

[Leviathan]

A dolphin! Or when I was younger I always said a dolphin with wings that could fly and swim! Okay I still think that would be sweet!

Alecia

[capsicum]

A crow ;)

TK

[thunder]

a vulture. just soar around all day, then eat some dead stuff, then more soaring.

[treegirl]

a vulture! I love it! they do have the life, don't they!

[Samba]

LMAO Thunder!

I don't know... that is a real thinker there... I'll have to answer this one after a lot of thinking... LOL =)

[Darren179]

sloth.

[emilsmee]

a shark! nothing tries to mess with sharks. plus they get to swim and eat all day and almost never have to deal with people... the bigger they are the more people fear them, so hows that for more incentive to eat all day!?

[treegirl]

yeh---but sharks ~never~ sleep. could you deal with that?

[Samba]

LOL Being a shark would be pretty cool... anyone see "Open Water"? The sharks seem to have a grand time in that movie!! LOL

I still dunno what I'd want to be...

[hhw]

A lion... I'd just sit around all day letting my harem of females do all the work and knock them all up at my leisure.

[Samba]

LMAO HHW Good one! =)

[treegirl]

hhw---SUCH a boy! lol

[Artemis]

I would be a cat. Id love to see through their eyes, understand their thought process, comprehension level, capacity for reasoning, stuff like that.

Art

[Kimo]

A Siberian Tiger....i just wanna play in the snow all day, and eat stuff! and i heard they have quite the stamina with the females!

Josh

[ChunkyMunky]

I always wanted to be a chimp, preferably in a zoo so i can throw feces freely and rub my genitals on the window as people walk past. ;)

[daver676]

I'd be a human. Wait a minute..... I AM!!! SWEET!!

[Bartman]

hhw you stole the words RIGHT out of my mouth :p

I TOTALLY agree on that one! :D

[treegirl]

today I feel like I want to be a cat---- leave work , go home and curl up on a pillow in the widowsil and sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
all day long.

[Nicky]

any kind of big bird, there soo lucky to be so free just flying around all day crapping on people head what a life:D
Kayla

[JonD]

A woman!!!:D

[treegirl]

.....ya got style, JonD and I don't know why but I love your avatar!! ;)

[emilsmee]

i'd actually probubly be a cat as well, not any cat tho... i'd be my cat, Lil. she's so oblivious to everything, she's always eating, and when she's not eating she's sleeping or causing trouble. she's spoiled rotten, never gets in trouble for doing bad things. it's mainly because she gives me a look like she had no choice but to do what she did (running the TP through the house, shredding the paper towel roll, eating anything thats unattended, etc).

my cat has it made, it doesn't matter what she does, i still love her no matter what, and could never discipline her.

[treegirl]

you're right that you could 'never discipline her' ....I don't know of ANY cat who takes discipline very well. They just look at you like you're absolutely crazy. lol

[TexasAggie04]

Anyone see the topic in the joke forum about crazy facts? It said pigs have 30 minute orgasms. I think that answers the question right there.

[treegirl]

LMAO

[emilsmee]

hehe i could definately survive living in mud for that...

[paul vader]

Originally posted by JonD
A woman!!!:D

you'll always be one to me bud...;) (kinda cute lol)

Personally my favorite animal is the cheetah..it's a sad story for them though...the fastest land animal chasing those damn thompson's, they work together to get their meal, running until they're ready to collapse. as if it's not bad enough that they're almost too tired to eat what they've killed - they gotta try and eat before those damn yappy hyena's drop by to grab the buffet... :( I guess a chimp in the zoo would be ok too..lol...dunno about throwing poop around though..lol..:D

[paul vader]

Originally posted by TexasAggie04
Anyone see the topic in the joke forum about crazy facts? It said pigs have 30 minute orgasms. I think that answers the question right there.

(head explodes at the thought...lol..)...I don't think I want to know how that was proven..:)

[HeatherRose]

I think I'd have to be a cat...while pig is miiiighty tempting, there have been too many days when I've groggily trudged off to school early in the morning, while passing my kitten curled up in a sunbeam on the couch...

[noname]

A flying squirrel...c'mon now, it doesn't get much better than that. Flying from tree to tree...now that's the life.