View Full Version : The Truth about Snake Sales Pitches
LdyDrgn
09-01-04, 03:32 PM
This was posted in our herp society forum. I thought I'd share it with you :)
The Truth... (http://coloherp.org/cb-news/archive/humor/SalesPitch.php)
Hehehe that is sooooo cute and most of the time the truth!!!!!
"Smaller morph"
Only grows to 18 feet rather than 25.
there all good but i love that one
bighillreptiles
09-08-04, 08:12 PM
very cute eat my rotty lol paul there go's my jack
wizbit13
09-09-04, 04:34 PM
Awesome....gonna have to try and remember some of those!!!
snakehunter
09-13-04, 03:59 PM
"No Timewasters"
No experienced keepers.
my favorite
Artemis
09-16-04, 05:16 AM
This was hilarious. I didnt get this kinda pressure when I bought my snake, but I just got through dealing with the Car dealership, and Ive got pitches on the brain. This made me LOL.
Artemis
LdyDrgn
09-16-04, 12:43 PM
I'm glad y'all enjoyed it. :) I know I've heard a few of these pitches in my time.. hehe
sassmuffin
09-19-04, 11:51 PM
Hahahaha
"It's bloody enormous"
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