snakeylesnake
07-29-04, 11:15 PM
In a train carriage there were an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde, and a right fat ugly old tart.
After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.
When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought –
"That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."
The fat lady thought –
"This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
The Frenchman thought –
"That dirty Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The Englishman thought –
"I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French twat again".
cheers
paul
After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.
When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought –
"That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face."
The fat lady thought –
"This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
The Frenchman thought –
"That dirty Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The Englishman thought –
"I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French twat again".
cheers
paul