Fierce Katana
06-04-04, 02:10 PM
Two women are out on a stroll and they see a tall building that says husbands for sale. So they both go in and on the first floor a sign says: High Salary
"Well lets go up." one says.
On the second floor a sign says: High Salary AND Good With Kids
The women smile at each other and continue on. The next floor says: Millionare AND Loves Kids
"Wow it gets better and better!" Says one.
They go to the 4th floor with a sign that says: Billionare AND Adores Kids
The women go into a fit of excited giggles and continue on to the last floor. There a lone sign reads: You Should Have Taken A Man For Now You Go Home Empty Handed
The women sigh and take the elevator down.
The Moral:
Women are impossible to please.
"Well lets go up." one says.
On the second floor a sign says: High Salary AND Good With Kids
The women smile at each other and continue on. The next floor says: Millionare AND Loves Kids
"Wow it gets better and better!" Says one.
They go to the 4th floor with a sign that says: Billionare AND Adores Kids
The women go into a fit of excited giggles and continue on to the last floor. There a lone sign reads: You Should Have Taken A Man For Now You Go Home Empty Handed
The women sigh and take the elevator down.
The Moral:
Women are impossible to please.