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JD@reptiles
05-28-04, 09:08 PM
A guy is walking along a beach and sees a lantern.
He picks it up and rubs it.
A genie comes out and says. I will grant you 3 whishes

The guy says. Okay. First I would like a BIG house in Beverly Hills

The genie, says okay done! But there is a catch! Your wife now has two BIG houses in Beverly Hills.

The guy says, okay. For my second wish I would like 100 million dollars

The genie says, okay done! But there is a catch. Your wife now has 200 million dollars.

The guy says, okay fine. For my third and final wish, Genie, would you beat me half to death?




Thanks you have been a great crowd!
Jordan

Bartman
05-29-04, 12:05 AM
lol yea, ive heard that one before...great joke! :p

CHRISANDBOIDS14
06-10-04, 09:35 PM
LOL.

CDN-Cresties
06-10-04, 09:40 PM
LOL, nice one!

buffalo_dragons
06-10-04, 10:04 PM
i heard an other version of this one. It s a good one.

klein
06-11-04, 07:25 AM
lol

Draco
06-16-04, 02:55 PM
*lol* I had heard the "give me one major heart attack" version, but it's good!!