beth wallbank
05-08-04, 02:34 PM
An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor
and asked for a prescription of Viagra.
The doctor said,
"That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered,
"Just a few, maybe 4,
but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The doctor said,
"That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said,
"That's all right. I don't need them for sex
anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it
to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
and asked for a prescription of Viagra.
The doctor said,
"That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered,
"Just a few, maybe 4,
but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The doctor said,
"That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said,
"That's all right. I don't need them for sex
anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it
to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."