beth wallbank
05-08-04, 02:25 PM
A women desperately looking for work goes into a toy
factory. The Personnel Manager goes over her resume and
explains to her that he regrets he has nothing worthy of
her. The woman answers that she really needs work and
will take almost anything. The Personnel Manager hems
and haws and finally says he does have a low skill job on
the Tickle-Me-Elmo line and nothing else. The woman
happily accepts. He takes her down to the line and
explains her duties and that she should come in at
8am the next day.
The next day at 8:45 there's a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Tickle-Me-Elmo line manager comes in and starts ranting about the woman just hired. After screaming for 15 minutes about how badly backed up the assembly line is, the Personnel Manager suggested he be shown the problem. Together they head down to the line and sure enough
Elmos are backed up from here to kingdom come. Right at the end of the line is the woman just hired. She has pulled over a roll of the material used for the Elmos and has a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric and takes 2 marbles and starts sewing them between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager starts to kill
himself laughing and finally after 20
minutes of rolling around, he pulls
himself together and walks over
to the new employee and says...
"I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me
yesterday. What I wanted you to do was
give Elmo two test tickles."
factory. The Personnel Manager goes over her resume and
explains to her that he regrets he has nothing worthy of
her. The woman answers that she really needs work and
will take almost anything. The Personnel Manager hems
and haws and finally says he does have a low skill job on
the Tickle-Me-Elmo line and nothing else. The woman
happily accepts. He takes her down to the line and
explains her duties and that she should come in at
8am the next day.
The next day at 8:45 there's a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Tickle-Me-Elmo line manager comes in and starts ranting about the woman just hired. After screaming for 15 minutes about how badly backed up the assembly line is, the Personnel Manager suggested he be shown the problem. Together they head down to the line and sure enough
Elmos are backed up from here to kingdom come. Right at the end of the line is the woman just hired. She has pulled over a roll of the material used for the Elmos and has a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric and takes 2 marbles and starts sewing them between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager starts to kill
himself laughing and finally after 20
minutes of rolling around, he pulls
himself together and walks over
to the new employee and says...
"I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me
yesterday. What I wanted you to do was
give Elmo two test tickles."