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SylverAngel
04-23-04, 10:37 AM
LETTER TO A MOTHER

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.

With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with
my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos
and his big motorcycle.

But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.

I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith

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PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk's drawer...I love you!


Go Leafs Go!!!

Edwin
04-23-04, 02:44 PM
LOL

susan
04-23-04, 06:08 PM
lol that was priceless

CHRISANDBOIDS14
04-23-04, 06:19 PM
HAHAHA! Thanks.

Chris

Matt.B
04-23-04, 06:23 PM
lmao i should try that (except switch it around) i didnt do to good on my report card.
Matt

Big_V
04-23-04, 06:28 PM
Thats the best thing ever. If I ever wrote something like that...from a male point of view obviously...and my mom read that she would kill me. But very very very funny.

wolf_010
04-24-04, 06:23 PM
lol

JimmyDavid
04-25-04, 01:57 PM
I'm pretty sure mom passed away quite before she got to the PS part...