I wanna live with the Leafs

[terry_stack]

Little Johnny appeared in front of the Family court judge.
"Do you want to live with your father?" the judge asked.
"No" replied Johnny
"Why not?"
"'Cause he beats me".
"What about your mother?'
"No, she beats me too"
"Then who do you want to live with?"
"The Toronto Maple Leafs" announced Johnny.
"Why the Leafs?" questioned the judge.
"'Cause they beat nobody!"

[Matt_K]

Aside from Ottawa.... :/

Would have been a funnier Joke had they not advanced to the second round.. Go Sens Go!

[Cruciform]

Don't worry, they'll choke before it's over! :D

[SylverAngel]

hahahahahahha....Leafs WON....leafs rock...good jks tho, but i heard it with sens in replace with leafs...

[LTownsend]

Philly's taking em' out......they'll exploit Kaberle in the Leafs defensive zone coverage, unless he gets some balls in front of the net, and quick.....they already did it to him for one last night.

GO HABS GO!! :)

[Cruciform]

It would be better if the playoffs were in the fall.

That way when the Leafs turn yellow, they won't stand out :D

[BWSmith]

Maple Leafs? Is that a women's softball team or something? ;)

[Matt_K]

Poor B-Dubya.. Living in Georgia you don't have much to cheer for in the way of hockey huh?? :D

[BWSmith]

Is that still a sport? ;)

Gotta go, the tobacco spitting finals are on and the Cow Tipping Final Four follow that!

[Matt_K]

HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA Down from the sweet sixteen eh?? When's the 'peach pit spit super bowl' start??

[Optimus Prime]

LMFAO that is soo true, I love it!!!!! GO HABS GO

[Cruciform]

It's kinda funny, but it doesn't take much to go from

Go Leafs

to

GO L__F_!

Maybe all these years they've just been getting the wrong message.

[bubba]

PHOENIX COYOTES!