Death Test

[drewlowe]

Find out when it's your time to go.

http://www.deathclock.com/

[drewlowe]

Mine is: Thursday, May 13, 2038

1 day before my B-day, how nice i would have been turning 59.

[Matt_K]

Monday, December 23, 2047

[Big_V]

April 12th, 2058.....man i dont know if i want to live that long....LOL

[Removed_2815]

Wednesday, August 20, 2070, only 66 more years to go!

[Retic chic]

I have been dead since August 16, 2001. That explains everything.

[crazyboy]

Monday, May 19, 2064

[SerpentLust]

Wednesday, December 12, 2063

[MartinW]

I'm going to die on Tuesday, July 19, 2044 at the age of 66. A little too young for me:(

[beth wallbank]

September 25, 2004. Um......Anything at the TARAS show that I should be worried about?

[Cruciform]

Heheh. Check out the clock for Sadistic people. It counts down extra fast :)

[Bartman]

IM GONNA DIE AT 98!! hahaha lol...yes :D

[Removed_2815]

Ha ha, it's totally random! Go back and enter the same information again, you'll get a different response (not that there's any inherent accuracy to begin with).
Here's my best one: Monday, September 16, 2080
Yeah!
R

[Removed_2815]

This death test (http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/) is better, it asks more questions (stands to reason you'd get more "accurate" results ;))
While you're at it, take the sex test (http://test3.thespark.com/sextest/) and be sure to post your results :thumbsup:
Enjoy!
Ryan

[Drew S]

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Meh, it's been a good run.

[ont_herper]

Death Clock said i'd live until 55 and the death test said 58 guess I'm not going to be able to enjoy retirement ahaha.

[Oliverian]

Saturday, December 23, 2079.... Thats a long one. But man, two days before Christmas? That blows!

[Edwin]

Tuesday, November 24, 2026

The date keeps changing everytime you click on it..

[drewlowe]

Originally posted by RMBolton
This death test (http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/) is better, it asks more questions (stands to reason you'd get more "accurate" results ;))
While you're at it, take the sex test (http://test3.thespark.com/sextest/) and be sure to post your results :thumbsup:
Enjoy!
Ryan

Did the sex test but i don't like the results. I'm supposed to have sex with 19 more people in my life thats on top of the # i have already, I highly doubt that ones going to come true. LOL

[Pirranha]

thurs dec 7 2051,so now i can jump aff a cliff and not worry-i dont die for awhile yet.

[Rebecca]

Mine is always wed Oct 13th 2055

[drewlowe]

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/death_sabotage.asp

Found a better one, Have your volume turned WAY UP!!!! LOL

[susan]

mine is 6/17/2040 only 36 yrs away hey thats how long ive been here now lol

[crazyboy]

ahhh...i went back and did it again in death clock and got the same date:-(

[Removed_2815]

Originally posted by crazyboy
ahhh...i went back and did it again in death clock and got the same date:-(

That death clock is messed up! If I have the mode on normal, I always get Sunday, July 4, 2055.
However, if I have it on optimistic (my mode of choice), I get Sunday, September 8, 2080, Thursday, September 6, 2074, Tuesday, September 18, 2068, Friday, August 27, 2077, Thursday, July 23, 2076, etc, etc.
So, it's random for optimistic and consistent for normal mode.
Weird....
Good thing I am using my remaining seconds of life productively ;)....
Ryan

[mykee]

hmmm, tomorrow......

[asphyxia]

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Friday, June 27, 1997

No kidding

[BellyDraggers]

Tuesday, December 28 2021

At least it is after Christmas.

Scotty

[dank7oo]

Tuesday, November 24, 2082 - 95 :)

[CHRISANDBOIDS14]

DREWLOWE YOU ALMOST GOT ME KILLED! HAHAHA! THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY! BUT MY HEART IS NOW POUNDING!

On the death clock i got: Monday, December 24, 2063 (the day before christmas, at the ripe age of 74? hhmmm, a little shorter than i had hopped).

lol, great stuff, i gather you have to be a member to take the other death test. o well.

Chris

[Kara]

Sunday MArch 11, 2074

[Smilts]

Im Not Going To Make It

[justinO]

this is a neat one.. exotic deaths..

http://www.zenhex.com/tests/edeath/index.html

:)

[Chris04]

Wednesday, April 13th 2072

[marisa]

Apparently accourding to the sex test I am supposed to have like 30 more lovers. :( That sounds really gross. I am looking into becoming a nun now.

Marisa

[Matt.B]

monday sep.1 2097 haha ill be107 years old (i dont want to live that long) I beet all of you.
Matt

[burmer]

Mine is Tuesday, June 9, 2048 at the age of 80. I'd be happy with 80.

[Kurum]

July 12 2018, I won't even get to retire.

[drewlowe]

LMAO!! Justin that was a good one, I'm getting crushed by a GIANT duck. LOL

[DragnDrop]

Originally posted by burmer
Mine is Tuesday, June 9, 2048 at the age of 80. I'd be happy with 80.

But that's only because you're not 79 yet.


I am supposedly hanging on until I'm 141?????
That's an awful lot of drivers licence retesting fees. Sheeeesh, it'll gobble up half my pension.
:)

[daver676]

Remind me to stop smoking and lose some weight before I'm 54 will ya?

:eek:

[Matt.B]

This is mine from the exotic death test


Getting crushed by a giant duck
Being Struck down by a Meteorite
Drowning while bobbing for apples
Attempting beastiality with a kodiac bear
Mauling by a mob of midgets
Trainwreck at a railroad crossing
Decapitation by cannibal head-hunters
Being Barbequed by an angry dragon
Getting flattened by a falling piano
Being Stung to death by a swarm of Killer Bees
Sneezing your brain out
Being impaled by a rod of frozen urine expelled from a jetliner.
Leaping from the Empire State Building in a Superman costume.
Contracting west nile virus from a mosquito bite.
Getting mangled in industrial machinery.

[Nanashi04]

Sunday July 12, 2065
That's a long ways away...

and the exotic test?
When your death comes, you will be
Slaughtered attempting beastiality with a Kodiac!

That's just crazy!

[Burium]

Friday, April 22 2050