Things that sound dirty in reptile keeping

[ChristinaM]

but aren't.



1. Yesterday I went over and weighed Simon's Balls. I also got to handle them and play with them too. ( I really did LOL...had to weigh his ball pythons )

2. Hee hee, Wanna see my....hee heeee.....snakie???

[Tim_Cranwill]

- Can you bring your probes and lube when you come over? :D

[JimmyDavid]

"My girlfriend has nice herpes. She's gonna give them to me"

Christina, you should be posting this on the joke forum. It's an endless topic.

[mykee]

Ball jokes are timeless, just glad we don't live in Europe, "I have big royals" just doesn't have that ring to it...

Let's tread carefully on this subject though, there are some people that find these jokes terribly offensive (maybe they need to be probed).

[Big Mike]

While probing, I was surprised to discover that it was actually male.

[HeatherK]

Yes, I've heard "that was nice of him to let me hold one of his Balls" come out of my mouth. To my mother :rolleyes:

[drewlowe]

I forget not everone keeps herps and in a store i turned to my boyfriend and said "when we get home remind me to check neo to see if he has any sperm plugs" Boy did i get some strange looks.

[Derrick]

lol HeatherK, I'm sure she was impressed.

Are they ever going to come out with a blue balls morph. Thats the day I'm waiting for.

How can I tell if my balls are dehydrated?

[beth wallbank]

one thing not to say in front of your inlaws whom hate reptiles, and are VERY old school,........I cant believe how fast your python grew.
Or....my balls are shedding.
Or....my snake regurged.

[sapphire_moon]

"Oh he just loves his tight dark boxs!"


not dirty, but I've had people give me really weird looks when I come upon a large rubbermaid and say something like, "oh he would fit perfectly in here!" lol

[wyz]

Originally posted by mykee
[B]Ball jokes are timeless, just glad we don't live in Europe, "I have big royals" just doesn't have that ring to it...

Mykee.. you're wrong.. !!

Is a french guy tells you

"ma blonde a 2 beau gros pythons royals"

It's like if he's telling you.

"My girlfriend as two big and beautifull royal nipples :)"

WYZ

[JimmyDavid]

Derrick, i have a pic of a blue ball. I don't know if it's photoshoped but looks real to me.

"My snake just loves that good hot spot"

[Life-Saver]

My balls feel like leather.....

[Oliverian]

Hmm.... 'I can't help you right now, I'm whacking rats!'

Best I could think of on an empty stomach. :)
-TammyR

[Shane Tesser]

This belongs in the joke forum...therefore i have moved it here, Shane.

[Lrptls]

somtimes snakes and pussies hate each other