JimmyDavid
03-30-04, 01:40 PM
There was this man. He had been married for 38 years and not even his wife had been lucky enough to check the inside of his secret vault. It was his ultimate secret.
One day, since he was quite sick and was going to die, he asked his wife if there was anything she wanted to know from him before it was too late.
Well - the woman said - i have been sort of curious, all these years, about what is it you keep in your secret vault. Is it money?
At first, he was reluctant, but knowing he was going to die, he agreed.
-Ok, here's the key. Realise that you are about to see my biggest secret.
Nervous as hell, the lady checked the vault. There was 2 million dollars and 3 little beans.
-Jesus!! So much money... But, why do you keep these beens?
-Well, in all these years i've not been completly loyal to you. I've had my affairs. For each time i cheated on you i would place one little bean in the vault as a reminder of my sin...
-Nevermind-she replied, crying- 3 beans for 38 years is no crime. In fact, i thought it could be worse.
-yeah, well...you see, let me finish. So everytime the vault was full i would take the beans down to market and sell them. The money is in the vault...
One day, since he was quite sick and was going to die, he asked his wife if there was anything she wanted to know from him before it was too late.
Well - the woman said - i have been sort of curious, all these years, about what is it you keep in your secret vault. Is it money?
At first, he was reluctant, but knowing he was going to die, he agreed.
-Ok, here's the key. Realise that you are about to see my biggest secret.
Nervous as hell, the lady checked the vault. There was 2 million dollars and 3 little beans.
-Jesus!! So much money... But, why do you keep these beens?
-Well, in all these years i've not been completly loyal to you. I've had my affairs. For each time i cheated on you i would place one little bean in the vault as a reminder of my sin...
-Nevermind-she replied, crying- 3 beans for 38 years is no crime. In fact, i thought it could be worse.
-yeah, well...you see, let me finish. So everytime the vault was full i would take the beans down to market and sell them. The money is in the vault...