crested12
03-12-04, 12:30 AM
To quote mitch hedburg........
I had an antfarm, them fellas didn't grow anything.
IF carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed up
I like re-fried beans, thats why i wanna try fried beans, b/c maybe theyre just as good but it's half the work.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
at the end of letters I like to write P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.
I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language
One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I am older. How'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera
My roommate says, "I need to shave and use the shower. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird-*** quiz where he reveals the answer first
On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the **** did you get that banana at...
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
I love this guy.... _Ben Hoksch
Ive edited your post...stars in place of some letters to allow swear words to be seen is not acceptable. We block those words out for a reason. Please don't modify these again, Thanks Shane.
I had an antfarm, them fellas didn't grow anything.
IF carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed up
I like re-fried beans, thats why i wanna try fried beans, b/c maybe theyre just as good but it's half the work.
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
at the end of letters I like to write P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.
I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language
One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I am older. How'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera
My roommate says, "I need to shave and use the shower. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird-*** quiz where he reveals the answer first
On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the **** did you get that banana at...
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
I love this guy.... _Ben Hoksch
Ive edited your post...stars in place of some letters to allow swear words to be seen is not acceptable. We block those words out for a reason. Please don't modify these again, Thanks Shane.