This one is easy

[Naughty Nat]

I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I ?

[m1k3_88]

umm snowflake?

[Bartman]

a flame?

[Matt_K]

Breathe :D

[Matt_K]

Here's one for ya..

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

[m1k3_88]

u allways have to make things so complicated dont u matt :P

[Breeder]

an egg and a chicken?

[Sunrunner]

Corn on the cob :P
right?

[YummyCdnMale]

yo i just want to get naughty with you nat!!!...lol

[Matt_K]

Yeah, you got it Kim..

YummyCdnMale: That's an interesting 1st post you have there.. Let's grow up..

Here guys, try this one...

What can run but never walks,
has a mouth but never talks,
has a head but never weeps,
has a bed but never sleeps?

[Pirranha]

a river

[Pirranha]

ok heres one then since i spoiled the last one:

My life is measured in hours,I serve by being devoured.
Thin i am quick,thick i am slow
A gust of wind is my greatest foe.

what am i?

[Matt_K]

A Kite.. :)

Next...

Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?

[Sunrunner]

I say a wave :)

[JimmyDavid]

You gotta mean "throw ME of the highest...". Either that or it doesn't make much sense to me.

[Matt_K]

Actually, that was how i CUT and PASTED it.. Sorry if it doesn't meet your standards.. Apparently Kim understood it though..

[Smulkin]

air?

[Matt_K]

it was a wave, could also be a tissue too, according to the site i got it from. :)

[JimmyDavid]

Tell me just how you throw a wave from a building? Gosh...
Kim understood it and i did not ?!?! what is that supposed to mean? That i'm too dumb?

[snakehunter]

like you wave at some one from ontop of a building

[Sunrunner]

I couldnt find any good ones, I used to have a friend that always came to work with a different one :)
Anyone have any more? I like them :)

[Sunrunner]

A hole

[Matt_K]

okay, here's another for ya..

What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it?
You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library?

[Matt_K]

Originally posted by JimmyDavid
Tell me just how you throw a wave from a building? Gosh...
Kim understood it and i did not ?!?! what is that supposed to mean? That i'm too dumb?


I wish i could help you, but im sorry, i can not.. As i said, i didnt write it.. It was taken from a site, if you wanna whine about it, write their webmaster, would you like the link???

[Bartman]

Is that last one the bible or something?

[Sunrunner]

LOL i thought that as well :) but I am thinking maybe a phonebook?

[Matt_K]

lol, you know it's right Kim, you bugged me on MSN already about it 'give me a hint?' :D

[Sunrunner]

Hey but I got it before the Hint! :P so dont make it seeeeeeeeeem like you gave it to me :P :) ok gimmie more :)
Whitewolf I liked yours thanks for posting it :)

[Pirranha]

wow busy since i last checked in-mine was a candle.

I am placed on the table then cut and passed around to everyone present,but never eaten.
what am i?

[Naughty Nat]

I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I ? = (a match)

[JimmyDavid]

How about this one (easy) : The higher it gets, the better you can reach it...

[Siretsap]

pirrhana, a deck of cards

[Siretsap]

jimmy, climax? hahaha, a signal(frequency, waves)

[Siretsap]

ok ok how about this one
What is so fragile even saying its name can break it?

[Sunrunner]

silence :)

[JimmyDavid]

Haha, Nice one Siretsap, but...no! Try again.

[Siretsap]

you got it sunrunner

jimmy, an itch?

[JimmyDavid]

since you are way off , here it goes: The water from a well.

here goes another. The larger it is, the less it weights.

[Pirranha]

hmmm,a hole?

[JimmyDavid]

right on it, Pirranha.

[Siretsap]

here is one

How far can a dog run into the woods?

[JimmyDavid]

What kind of dog?

[Siretsap]

doesn't matter, any kind you want that can run. ;-)

[JimmyDavid]

ok then, what kind of woods?

[Siretsap]

lol any kind of woods,

if no one replied when I get home, I will post the answer

[Pirranha]

half way-cause then hes running back out again.

to use me you must throw me away,but you will retrieve me when im no longer needed.
what am i??

heres a hint-i like this one cause it has to do with my job for the past 2 summers(theres a pic of me at work in my gallery)

[JimmyDavid]

Siretsap, i was messing with you.
Pirranha, is it some fishing hook or something like that?

[Pirranha]

close,actually that fits kinda good to,but you still need the hook after you pull it back,at least till the fish is in the boat.Man i hate it when the hook or line breaks before the fish is in the boat-its always the biggest ones that break the line.

[Siretsap]

an anker not sure of spelling but the weight you put on the bottom to hold your boat still.

[Pirranha]

yup an anchor.

[JimmyDavid]

I was kind of thinking. If there's a planet with the surface covered by woods and we release a dog there, does the rule still aply? Can the dog run into the woods for ever? Things that make you go hhmmmm...

[Pirranha]

well he couldnt really run INTO the woods cause he would have had to start in the woods already.

[JimmyDavid]

smart, very smart...

[Siretsap]

If a tree falls in a wood where there is no living thing to hear it, does it still make a sound?

[JimmyDavid]

Makes sound vibrations, but it takes a brain to decode those waves as SOUND, so...not really.

[creepiecrawlie]

I the first one an elephants shadow???