every wonder?

[Lrptls]

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it's ***."

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their *** when they ask where the bathroom is?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner show had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

[reptiguy123]

"Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it's ***." "
People probably saw animals eating them, and got curious.

"Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their *** when they ask where the bathroom is?"
I point to my crotch.

"If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?"
tests are tests (hmmm...)

"If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?"
Does it matter? It's just meant for babies!

"If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?"
I had a lot of time on my hands!

"If Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner show had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?"
It's all about revenge!!!

"Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?"
Giving no credit to Walt, I see!


Any more brain busters?

[Lrptls]

lol Matt, they really weren't for being answerd, i got them in an email but thanks

[sketchy4]

lol those were pretty funny.

[reptiguy123]

I know, I saw that list too. I wondered how people would respond if I answered them.:D