Deffinitions

[Mustangrde1]

Feel free to add your own.I was board :)

Hot {Venomous reptile }

Non Venomous {Animal lacking venom}

Venomoid {Surgically altered Hot reptile}

Venomoid Butcher {Unlicensed shade tree mechanic type who cuts out venom glands in the hopes of seriously inflating the price for a venomous snake so that some moron can" safely freehandle }

Show off {One who purchase's a venomoid so that he /she can try and show off to friends that they have a dangerous animal {note a ball python is more dangerous at this point}

Human with small Johnson {See Above}

Antivenin {Life saving }

Hook {tool used for manipulation of reptiles or grabbing your child as they try to escape discipline}

Hemostats {used for feeding reptiles or safely removing any number of items from a reptiles cage. Also good for removing snake fangs or splinters from fingers}

Tongs {tool for safely handling the more nippy animals also good for grabbing that cat who can't stay our of the mice rack}

Tank {place to keep animals. more preferable then you shower and less stressful on your wife or friends that are visiting}

Decorations {Items in a tank that make it more pleasing to our eyes. Also gives animal way to many places to hide and take a free shot at you}

Feeder {pinkie, fuzzy, hopper, mouse, rat, rabbit, pig in other words anything to keep your animal alive from feeding cats and dogs should be noted as illegal to feed off yet they can euthanize them go figure}

[jtpRUGGER]

Rubbermaid {cheap walmart brand tank}

Tubes {plastic device to assist in sexing, medicating, and annoying hots}

[jtpRUGGER]

I'm disappointed, scott...I thought for sure you would get those two. tsk tsk

[Mustangrde1]

Rack { Large storage capacity area for snakes not a medevil torture device although both are usefull

Home improvement stores :) { snake supplies at below petstore prices}

Wifes food dishes{ Handing water bowls """ DO NOT GET CAUGHT """"}

[KrokadilyanGuy3]

note a ball python is more dangerous at this point Naw..

[m1k3_88]

Antivenin {Life saving } antivenom?

[Bartman]

Shelf,dresser {a possible tank}

[TheRedDragon]

F/T Prey {Mousesicles, ratsicles, and other various rodent popsicles. Typically stored in your freezer by the hot dogs.}

Rubbermaid sale {An excuse for me to wait outside of Wal-Mart before they open}

Shed {A layer of skin that your beloved snakes leave you. Great for decorating walls} :p

[Mustangrde1]

Serpentarium { fine place for viewing potential new collection species}

Herp Society { HA meeting place not to be confused with NA or AA as HA incourages your addiction}

Reptile Classifieds { place to purchase those hard to find locally in the wild animals}

[cobraman]

Rack { Large storage capacity area for snakes not a medevil torture device although both are usefull

Scott, I always thought that "rack" referenced the upper anterior region of a female. What do I know???

[Mustangrde1]

Raymond Raymond Raymond. get your head out of the air the fair isnt for a couple weeks. One can tell where your head is at, and ill just leave that to interpetation lol

[JD@reptiles]

Semi hot {Rear-fanged snake}

Boring {most boids :P}

[Big_V]

Steve Irwin { someone not to be imitated} LOL

[Mustangrde1]

Steve Irwin { someone not to be imitated} LOL

LOL I could not have said it better

[Big_V]

Its funny too because that was the first thing that came to my mind after reading everyone elses posts. Lets hope nobody gets hots because of that "genious" {term used lighty to exagerate the idiocracy that happens because of him}

[Mustangrde1]

Big V. IM sure many of the younger people get in to reptiles because of him lets just hope they don't get bit trying to act like him. Or for that matter any of the adults who sometimes act worse then kids. Add Alcohol and testosterone get instant stupidity!!!!! On a side note I saw a commercial on Animal Planet looks like VENOM ER is now going to be a series. Seeing a few bites might make people thing twice.

Coffin {where you can end up after being foolish}
Bankrupt {the financial aftermath of destruction you will suffer from being foolish}
News Media {the blood sucking leaches that love to hang around hospitals and over dramatize a venomous bite}

[Big_V]

Alcohol/Drugs {not to be taken while handling hots}
Boids/Colubrids {snakes to be kept first before attempting hots}
Enclosures w/ locks{a place to keep the snake, so that you dont wake up with a gaboon next to you in the morning}

[Invictus]

Originally posted by Big_V
Enclosures w/ locks{a place to keep the snake, so that you dont wake up with a gaboon next to you in the morning}

Pfffff.... I wake up next to Erin in the morning. Gaboons are NUTHIN man! :D

Vietnamese Blue Beauties { The Ultimate training for a prospective hot keeper. Try avoiding a bite. Come on, try. It's fun. And if you get tagged, wait a while longer before getting into hots. :P }

Vent { The stinky part of a corn snake }

Corn Snake Poop { Stuff that could even kill a crotalus if confined and forced to breathe in the fumes. Sometimes used for de-greasing engines. }

Boids { Things that are too strong for JD@reptiles to handle, so he should stick to his little stringy snakes. :P }

[Invictus]

Boa Poop { Similar in size, shape, color, and odor to Great Dane Poop, but boas don't get a chew treat if they poo-poo for daddy like a good boy. }

[Mustangrde1]

Shower { Carpenter built rain chamber for snakes}

Bathtub { large soaking bowl for reptiles}

Honey dont go in the bathroom { Warning a keeper gives wife to save HIS OWN BUTT }

[Big_V]

RESEARCH -{something to be done before even considering buying a HOT}
Self Analyzation -{something to be done after research is done. It allows you to recognize why you are getting a HOT in the first place and if it fits your lifestyle...are you really willing to risk your life for having that deadly "cool" snake}
Finances ($ or Bling) {something to look at carefully to make sure you can provide proper care for the animal}

[TheRedDragon]

Originally posted by Invictus
Pfffff.... I wake up next to Erin in the morning. Gaboons are NUTHIN man! :D


*LOL* You're one to talk! One blast from your morning breath is enough to stun a spitting cobra! *LOL*

[Big_V]

Not really that applicable to just hots but,
MUSIC { sometimes using a theme song to feed just makes it all that much better, not too loud though -ie The Doors- The End } Try it...it works wonders. Just dont start triping out !! LOL
Cheers Ryan

[JHherpetofauna]

ectotherm{ our passion, what keeps us going each day}
harass- {commonly thought of as two words}

[JD@reptiles]

Originally posted by Invictus
Boids { Things that are too strong for JD@reptiles to handle, so he should stick to his little stringy snakes. :P }

LOL. i have had more boids than you can imagine! :P i just prefer snakes that aren;t, um... lame! hahaha

[Gregg M]

Quote "Pfffff.... I wake up next to Erin in the morning. Gaboons are NUTHIN man! :D" That was pretty funny dude.....

[nicola_boulton]

Jordan, no snakes.... are 'lame'. were all lucky that we can even keep snakes

Jordan {ungratefull}

[ChristinaM]

I seldom venture into this forum as it does not, nor will ever apply to me.....

but, this post is really GOOD :)
Great minds everyone.

[Artemis]

hahaha cobraman! You're thinking of hooters.

Rack is also something you hang your clothes on and store guns on!

Gotta love the english language!

Art

[JD@reptiles]

Originally posted by nicola_boulton
Jordan, no snakes.... are 'lame'. were all lucky that we can even keep snakes

Jordan {ungratefull}

Not much of a boa fan... lol. Out of the snakes I prefer, boas are lame. That’s my own opinion, like your opinion is we are all lucky that we can even keep snakes.