herper sayings

[crazyboy]

well why dont we do a herper saying game like the band one below. everyone posts a herper saying but the first letter has to start with the last letter of the word before.

ill start: only if you are a herper you have a freezer full of rats instead of keeping them as pets.

[SerpentLust]

"Skipping meals to have extra money for the upcoming reptile show is normal in your mind"

:D:D:D
Jenn

[Darren179]

dreaming of not spending money on reptiles before the reptile show so I could have some spare cash would be a great reality

[Dark_Angel_25]

"your always excited when you see a poop"

[sapphire_moon]

people give you strange looks when you stare at rubbermaids and mumble something like "this will be the perfect size to put him in!"

[crazyboy]

no one understands you when you are drilling thousands of holes in a rubbermaid.

[Dark_Angel_25]

Driving 3 hours to go to the vets office is normal.. actually it is practically common!

[Dozer]

when you show off/compare tag marks to your friends while your neighbours stare and think your crazy

[sapphire_moon]

your neighbors think you are some kind of addict because of all the "little holes" in your arms....(had to say that one. lol)

[drewlowe]

So tired of cleaning out mealworm bins.

LOL ok maybe that's just me.

[Dark_Angel_25]

sorting through pennies because you miscalculated your Cricket budget that week/month

[jughead]

when you forget who you are talking to and mention something pertaining to herps and they look at you like you have some type of sexually transmitted disease.... LOL

[drewlowe]

Everyone in your family thinks your nuts because you have so many "pets"

[Invictus]

Stores that carry rubbermaids and aspen shavings have you on their preferred customers list.

[Dark_Angel_25]

Seeing you come home with a cloth bag in your hand and a smile on your face is a reason for your family to think.." Oh Oh... what is it this time???"

[snakehunter]

your in line @ petco, and some one behind you says, 'Aww, those are cute, do they mke good pets?' and you reply, 'hmm, never thought of that!!!!!'

the cops knock on your door all the time because of the flourescent lights on in the room facing the street

the power company knows when your timers go on and off

your snakes have a better sex life than you do, and your proud! (my fav)

[crazyboy]

doing fecal exames is what you do in your free time.

[Siretsap]

enroll in 3 daily newspaper delivered to your door not cause you are a news fan but becuase you need it as substrat.

[C_Ellenzweig]

"You call those MEDIUM crickets???"

[Dark_Angel_25]

When you go into a pet store with a checklist and proceed to enlighten the staff on their husbandry....

[TheRedDragon]

You refer to a pregnant woman as gravid.

When soiled diapers don't phase you as you have to clean up corn snake poop every week.

(Sorry, I didn't notice the rule before siretsap)

[Siretsap]

Hey you stopped following the goal of the thread, you have to start off your sentence with the last letter of the previous sentence.

[crazyboy]

well ill start off again with thereddragons post.


killing rats doesn't phase you.

[reptiguy123]

"Under my bed are silkworm colonies"
Thanks for pointing out the directions to these people, sirestap, I didn't really want to have to be the "bad guy":D

[Invictus]

Someone wants to show you their pet rabbit, and you back away as quickly as possible, so as not to go home to your herps smelling of rabbit.

[snakehunter]

torture is going to a show 1.5 hrs away and forgetting ALL of your money

[Dozer]

you find yourself walkin' through a store or anywhere and looking at anything that catches your eye that might look good in your snakes cage.

[Tortoise man]

I Bet you my snake is Bigger than yours ?

[HERPSKEEPER]

How much you wana bet?

[Tortoise man]

LOL Herpskeeper

[Gary D.]

I'll go back to Dozer's since it was the last to follow the rule...

Every time you see someone with a rubbermaid container you wonder what type of herp it's holding.

[Siretsap]

Going to a walmart and buy a dozen large rubbermaids adn have the cashier say to you: "Someone is moving?"

[Gary D.]

Getting strange looks from the pharmacist when you're buying five bottles of NIX, a tube of KY jelly, and enquiring about betadyne and large bottles of 99% isopropyl alcohol.

[MAN OF STEEL]

Going home and having nothing to eat, but a freezer full of rats &
rabbits!!!

[MAN OF STEEL]

Sorry, Gary D. beat me to Siretsap's post

[ChristinaM]

going with Gary's post

" Laughing as you ask your pharmasict for a syringe, and telling them it's to inject calcium into bugs "


( couple of my leo's are calcium deficient, so I inject calcium directly into the feeders before feeding)

[Siretsap]

ssnakess.com is your default webpage and your most visited webpage in a day ;-)

[Dark_Angel_25]

you can't wait until breeding season... then you mark the days off your calendar until you get some hatchlings!

[JimmyDavid]

The people next door think you work in photography because they can see red lights in the dark at night, through your window.

[crazyboy]

whenpeople come over they wonder why you only have rats in your freezer.



**stay with the point here. the first letter of your saying must be th last of the persons above u**

[ChristinaM]

"referred to as the lizard lady"

[Lisa]

"Yeah, I like snakes, I only have XX though" "YUK!"

[ChristinaM]

Kingworms can be found roaming your house


( yah I had an escape issue )

[Dom]

Everynight, there sex in my room .. I aint invited and I love it!

[KristenM]

I stole this saying from a friend but I love it: "snakes are free but mice cost money!"

[justinO]

You spend more money on rodent food each month then you do feeding yourself.

[Dark_Angel_25]

Finally you realise WHY you should have paid atention in Latin class!

( :D )

[crazyboy]

sleeping is what you do during the day beccause at night your are observing your nocturnal herps.

[daver676]

Scanning the road while driving to see if anyone's snake may have escaped. (it's happened before!)

[wyz]

Dead rats on the dinner table while youor having lunch is something really normal.

[reptiguy123]

Lying on the floor looking for that escaped rat:D

[crazyboy]

tealking to your rats telling them that you are only borrowing their babies.

[Oliverian]

Sometimes, flour lining the walls and dead rodents beside heat pads is perfectly normal in your household.

[sketchy4]

Driving to the pet store for crickets right before dinner.

[TheRedDragon]

Relaxation for you is hearing the crickets chirp from the other room at night.

[BOAS_N_PYTHONS]

THINKING OF BOA MORPHS BRINGS ME PEACE OF MIND WHILE I START TO SLEEP AND DREAM OF THEM, ALL NIGHT LONG zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Cya....

Tony

[sapphire_moon]

Zimbabwe is a place you study exclusively for a year so you can go on an extreme field herping adventure!

lol :)

[FireTigress]

Every herp show, you drool over five figure morphs the same way some people drool over cars at the exotic car show

[reptiguy123]

"What's that noise? Is that a mouse?''
"Nope, it's a colony of rats!"