HetForHuman
01-12-04, 06:22 PM
A lonely spinster, aged 70, decided that it was
time to get married.
She decided to put an ad in the local paper that
read: "HUSBAND WANTED,
must be in my age group, must not beat me, must
not run around on me,
and
must still be good in bed! All applicants apply
in person".
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to
her dismay she opened
the door to see a gray haired gentleman sitting in a
wheel chair. He had no
arms or legs. The woman said: "You're not really
asking me to consider
you, are you? Just look at you... you have no legs!"
The old man smiled:
Therefore I cannot run around on you!" She
snorted: "You don't have any hands either!"
Again the old man smiled, "Nor can
I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently: "Are you still
good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman beamed a broad smile: "I rang the
doorbell didn't I?"
time to get married.
She decided to put an ad in the local paper that
read: "HUSBAND WANTED,
must be in my age group, must not beat me, must
not run around on me,
and
must still be good in bed! All applicants apply
in person".
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to
her dismay she opened
the door to see a gray haired gentleman sitting in a
wheel chair. He had no
arms or legs. The woman said: "You're not really
asking me to consider
you, are you? Just look at you... you have no legs!"
The old man smiled:
Therefore I cannot run around on you!" She
snorted: "You don't have any hands either!"
Again the old man smiled, "Nor can
I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently: "Are you still
good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman beamed a broad smile: "I rang the
doorbell didn't I?"