Smurfs!!

[Rebecca]

This site gives you your smurf name. Mine's Conrad Smurf??

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html

[Sean Day]

Ha Ha Im Junkie Smurf

[Tim and Julie B]

I'm Full Monty smurf:D Ya, keep dreaming guys! LOL

Julie

[Tim and Julie B]

Tim's Critically Ill Smurf. Hmmm.........not too smurfy. I think Papa Smurf'd be rollin' in his grave.

[Wizer69er]

im Fictitious smurf.

[Trace]

Well I got "Drippy" Smurf and I suppose that is appropriate for me.

I'm also putting off doing some home improvement projects this evening (I've been dreading these!) so I typed in a good friends name and got "Erectile Dysfunction" Smurf. I don't think I'm going to tell him. :|

Trace

[sketchy4]

hahaha i got Groupie Smurf

[Andy_G]

Im Stanky Smurf!

[Katt]

Trusty Smurf

In your face suckas!

[Clownfishie]

Chicken-Fried Smurf here :p

[Big_V]

I got deadly smurf...kinda freaky but lets go with it...LOL

[Sean_.E.]

Yeah, I got "Deadly Smurf" too. :p How original. :confused:

[41mag]

man-eating smurf?what's that supposed to mean?
tastes like chicken!?

[McPatch]

Mine is great it's "CUJO SMURF" grrrrrrr

[Sunrunner]

Fetid Smurf


Thats not cool :P

[northernsnake]

lol I got Cletus the slack-jawed smurf

[reptile boi]

FLOPSY MOPSY SMURF!?!?!?!? im offended -_-

[RaVeNo888o]

squanto smurf here

[unknownclown]

Hm, Lemon-Fresh Smurf ???
and my daughter is, Talk to the Hand Smurf which is quite fitting.

[RachelS.]

Fidel Smurf here

[RepTylE]

Nascar Smurf????????????????

[Edwin]

Raspy Smurf?

[Siretsap]

Lolol here is mine

New-and-Improved Smurf

oh yeah, back off old peeps! ;-)

[snakehunter]

Colicky Smurf

WTF?

[sketchy4]

maybe we should change our screen names to these....lol

[drewlowe]

Chesty Smurf LOL i wish!!!!!

[Dark_Angel_25]

LMAO! mine was: Meshugana Smurf and BEST ONE!!!
Kenn was : Erectile Dysfunction Smurf
I dies laughing.. although he didn't think it was as funny!!!
:D

[Gary D.]

Disgruntled Smurf here.
What a fantastic opportunity to bring my smurf theory to the world. (Those who know me well enough are now groaning or shaking their heads, but they should have seen it coming).

The Smurfs are nothing more than evil comunist propaganda for children! Don't believe me? well here we go...

1: The Smurfs were first created in East Germany in the 60's, and only much later made it to western TV

2: Read Orwell's 1984 and compare...

Papa Smurf, not only looks like Big brother, (or Karl Marx for that matter), his place in smurf society is the same as the unquestioned authority figure.

All smurfs look identical even down to their clothing. The message to children is that individuality is bad.

This is re-inforced every episode when Brainy Smurf gets,and acts on his own ideas and inevitably gets into trouble and must be rescued by the rest of the Smurfs.

In 1984, the concept of double think and double speak is introduced. Essentially, by reducing vocabulary you reduce the ability for free thought and self expression. Naturally the ultimate end would be only one word to describe all thought, feeling and expression...SMURF, need I say more.

The villan Gargamel has only one goal, to catch the Smurfs and turn them into gold. In other words the evil capitalst is trying to exploit and destroy the peaceful communal society for profit.

Coincidence? I think not.

(Hey Mark and Ryan, how's that for a conspiracy theory for you.)

GD (PS. yes that was my generated name ironically enough)

[drewlowe]

LOL never thought about comparing 1984 to the smurfs, but they do have alot of simalrities now that i think about. Either way i like them both.

[Gary D.]

Yeah, that came to me on one of those long and boring days at work, where you mind is anywhere and on anything to break the monotiny.

GD

[foman]

I'm THE REAL SLIM SMURFY. LOL that's too funny.

[SerpentLust]

I got "Smurf Smurf Smurf" lmao

[jwsporty]

Its appears that I am the "New and Improved" Smurf.

Hell I didn't know I was broken?

;)

Jim

[TheRedDragon]

I'm Cleft Palate Smurf

And Invictus is You Go Smurf. *LOL*

[Invictus]

ROFL!!!! Gary, you crack me up man. But in a scary kinda way. :D

[djc3674]

I'm "Jurassic Smurf"

[BoAddict]

im Waspinator Smurf
or Q*Bert Smurf
depending if i go with full name or short form

[Dark_Angel_x322]

I'm Futzy Smurf... what does that mean?:confused: And If I spell my name wrong (with a c instead of a k) i come out with The Smurf... interesting since I also have the nickname of smurf in real life.

[Shane Tesser]

Moved to the joke forum....thats why we have one :)

[Yness]

sigh....gonna have to go to the doctors.....
I got Erectile Dysfunction Smurf too

[BellyDraggers]

We are..

Scotty - Hoochie Smurf

Les - Cuddly Smurf

[lanceinhispance]

im hoochie smurf

[daver676]

Doctor Smurf. I wish. :rolleyes:

["Red-eye"_Matt]

As-Seen-on-TV Smurf

Does that mean I get my own show!?! lol

Matt

[Pirranha]

Heterosexual Smurf,my parents will be so happy,not that there was doubt.

[AmandaLynnS1]

I got Hoochie Smurf lol