Python Humor

[IMO]

WABBITS

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She blushes, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't think my pet python weally givth a thit."

[jim mcallister]

hehe......yeah i remember years ago when i used to get rabbits from the pet store the young worker was so naive when she said "You must be running out of names for all your rabbits". I just said "your right it's tough"

[RepTylE]

lol, that's as funny as a guy in a pet store where I used to buy crickets was. He would ask if I wanted ketchup or vinegar and I'd play along and say no, I have all that at home in front of the other customers. Used to get some horrified looks from them.

[RachelS.]

ahhh I heard this one way too many times LOL still funny though

[Lrptls]

ha, i'v never heard that before, thats great, my aunt one time at a pet store, saw a guy carrying a rabbit into the herp room and then she heard it scream and she asked him what he did to it, he said he fed it to a snake and she tried to report the pet store for animal abuse for the rabbit, i would reported them for giving live rabbits to a snake.

[reptile boi]

ahhhhhhhhhhh ive heard this 5 times already...dont mean to be rude or anything, but dont u gise think this is getting a bit too old and maybe we should make up new jokes?






Thanks,
Ben

[nolagurl]

I never heard it.

[TheRedDragon]

Heh heh heh, I heard that one before, it's cute. :)

[*Spike*]

love the joke . never heard it before and i got quick the kick out of it . :)

[Bartman]

ahhhhhhhhhhh ive heard this 5 times already...dont mean to be rude or anything, but dont u gise think this is getting a bit too old and maybe we should make up new jokes?

Dude who cares..ive heard that 100 times. I think it gets funnier every time :)

[LadyHawke]

Originally posted by jim mcallister
hehe......yeah i remember years ago when i used to get rabbits from the pet store the young worker was so naive when she said "You must be running out of names for all your rabbits". I just said "your right it's tough"

hahaha i had that same problem...when i was buying rats i casually mentioned how many rats i had....and she said the same thing , do you have names for them all?? and i said yeah....rat number 1, #2, #3...etc...she just looked at me trying to figure out if i was serious or not...lol

cute joke tho...never heard it before!!

[snakehunter]

one time i walked into the petstore to buy feeders, but they were out, and after she said that i turned and looked at the 1.79 fancy mice, and she said "NO, YOU CANT HAVE MY FANCIES"

[KarlSnake]

I buy "feeder pigs" - 30 to 50 # - at local livestock auctions. No, I don't tell anyone in the gallery that my definition is a bit different from theirs.

[Kyle Walkinshaw]

ahhhhhhhhhhh ive heard this 5 times already...dont mean to be rude or anything, but dont u gise think this is getting a bit too old and maybe we should make up new jokes?

Hmm...so just because you have heard this 5 times that means EVERYONE else has? Im pretty sure this site doesn't revolve around you so just keep those opinions to yourself.

[*Spike*]

well said Kyle , couldn't agree more. :)

[SerpentLust]

That was a great joke

My best feeder experience was buying pinkies with dad and a woman was like, "EW! What are THOSE for?" and my dad replied, "Well they're great fried up with some garlic butter" and we walked out.

Jenn

[AymKing]

Cute Joke, I liked it. I work at a pet store and one of the cutest things a man said while buying a mouse for his sons snake was "I need a finger mouse" he mean't to say "pinky" mouse I laughed my *** off!

[sapphire_moon]

lol, that is funny......I went to one store, they questioned every small pet I looked at (it was a major chain PET storeco)

I went to another one.
And they took me back to their breeder room, let me look in with their own peronal feeders/breeder bins to see the groups, and let me pick out my own rats (To start my own breeding) and even told me a few ways to humanely kill them. As this shop doesn't sell rats as pets. These rats I picked out where in the vision holding bins (the huge ones) it was a whole new all from vision set up back there. So awesome! lol
so of course the rats were in a mixed bin, so I can tell atleast one female is already pregnant, she is showing belly.

They were selling the old bins, with the wire on top going into a dip, put the food in the dip....for like 7.00$...like from big apple herps. got one of those and got 1.2 breeding group.

plan on going back this week and picking up a couple more bins to seperate males from females so I can let a few get bigger..........

oh my! I've rambled, I'm sorry.