2 yr old reading??

[Sunrunner]

Walked upstairs a few days ago and found my son in his room :)
just thought id share... by the way he is 2 and I think that this Star Wars Novel might be just a little out of his league.
lol :)

http://www.ssnakess.com/photopost/data/513/285Logan12-med.JPG

:toilet: :bugged:

[daver676]

LOL! Great pic! Now get that kid a haircut! :p

[culebra vibora]

He's really cute! Maybe next time you'll catch him reading a reptile book instead! If not... maybe he'll become the next George Lucas and buy you your own serpentarium! Either way you can't go wrong.

[Zoe]

Better Star Wars than porn! ;)

Zoe

[TheRedDragon]

Heh heh heh, that's cute. :)

[beth wallbank]

hahhaha. reminds me of mine painting his treefort....lol

[Sunrunner]

lol typical man sitting on the pot reading ;) hehehe

[MouseKilla]

Hey it doesn't matter if it IS porn, as long as he reads! There are far too many kids out there that can't even form a proper sentence when speaking so I imagine there are more kids out there that can't read either and that's sad.

I have to agree about the haircut thing. That kid wasn't even born back in the mid-eighties so who travelled back in time to retrieve that mullet for him? lol! I've got a set of clippers here, I can lend them to ya long enough to give that kid a fresh start. In exchange all I ask is that you surrender any acid washed denim items that are small enough to be inflicted upon a child. LOL! I'm just playin, cute kid.

[MouseKilla]

Hey it doesn't matter if it IS porn, as long as he reads! There are far too many kids out there that can't even form a proper sentence when speaking so I imagine there are more kids out there that can't read either and that's sad.

I have to agree about the haircut thing. That kid wasn't even born back in the mid-eighties so who travelled back in time to retrieve that mullet for him? lol! I've got a set of clippers here, I can lend them to ya long enough to give that kid a fresh start. In exchange all I ask is that you surrender any acid washed denim items that are small enough to be inflicted upon a child. LOL! I'm just playin, cute kid.

[Sunrunner]

lmao :) Dont tell me I am not the one who wont cut it :P hats Brents doing ... eesh :)

[MouseKilla]

Yes that is typical in these child mullet cases. There is often an elder mullet passing on the torch. It's a mullet now, bad tatoos in a few years and eventually a Hulk Hogan style mustache. Stop the madness! It's up to you to intervene before the mullet controls the poor boy and leads him to wearing flannel coats, picking up women with big hair and jabbering on and on about punching a guy out last weekend and how fast his new "sled" is. It's not too late, but you must act quickly! LOL! Listen to me, I'm in the mullet vortex known as Oshawa, I've seen this with my very own eyes.

[Sunrunner]

omg too funny :) Ill see what i can do :P i am hoping to get it done before christmas lol buy we will see hehehehe

[mykee]

Sweet, I've got most of my reading material beside my throne also. He's off to a good start. Cute.

[Sunrunner]

Ok here ya go to all that replied ;)
Mostly for you Mousekilla :P
Just bored and having some fun :)

http://www.ssnakess.com/photopost/data/500/285loganchristmas-med.JPG

http://www.ssnakess.com/photopost/data/500/285Loganshort-med.jpg

[sleddergirl]

Soooooooo cute! Finally another little kid with a mohawk in Hamilton............you should see the looks I get when I take my son out.................LMFAO

[Sunrunner]

Goes perfect with the black eye :P

[sleddergirl]

Put it this way............we live on the west mountain, right by Ancaster.............picture all the nieghbours with their digusted looks.............LOL, we are pretty much the Osbournes of the neighbourhood............:rolleyes:

[CDN-Cresties]

Mousekilla, your post about mullets almost made me pee my pants :D LMAO

-Steve-

[MouseKilla]

Glad I could help! LOL!

Now all I have to do is pin my nephew down and fix his head, poor kid looks like he cut it himself... in the dark. I should dig up a pic, it really is weird. I don't know how I got to be the haircut police but it's a duty I will accept for the sake of the children. lol!

[Sunrunner]

MouseKilla: :P
I was wonderinig when you were going to show up :)
LOL
Well there you go this can be the amazing haircut thread :P

[SaIiLdVaEnR]

By the way the mullet capital of Canada is Barrie, Ontario. The goatee moustache, the hulk hogan one where the moustache goes down to the chin and starts rising up the outline of the face has been also nicknamed by me as the "Barrie". I have to drive through there when I go to my cottage and most of the time it's a congregation of mullets and barries in various forms.

Aidan

[marisa]

Aidan- Have you ever been to Midland??? It blows Barrie away when it comes to mullets per square block!
:D

Marisa

[Dozer]

Midland, Penetang... lol, Mullet Capitols of da World...

Mullet - Business in the front, part in the back!

Mike

[JonD]

Originally posted by SaIiLdVaEnR
By the way the mullet capital of Canada is Barrie, Ontario. The goatee moustache, the hulk hogan one where the moustache goes down to the chin and starts rising up the outline of the face has been also nicknamed by me as the "Barrie". I have to drive through there when I go to my cottage and most of the time it's a congregation of mullets and barries in various forms.

Aidan Ever been to North Bay? LOL

[MouseKilla]

Sorry guys, I'm afraid you're all wrong on this. As I said before the mullet vortex is right here in Oshawa.

I have researched this extensively and I have not only been able to identify this city as the ultimate source of mullets, but I can narrow it down to a very specific location. I feel it would be irresponsible of me to reveal the exact hub of this phenomenon due to the characteristically confrontational nature of the mullet, but suffice it to say you should stay away from Simcoe St. , particularily south of Hwy. 2, however they can also frequently be found in a certain mall in the northern part of the city.

Now it may be true that there are other areas that have a high concentration of the mullet species, but this is only because a dispersion effect that is linked to the confrontational nature I mentioned above.

To complicate things there are several mullet subspecies as well as some hybridization with the normal local population that are not always easily identified. To accurately measure the level of mullet influence in a particular area it is not sufficient to simply count the number of obvious mullets you see jauntily bouncing on the collars of flannel or denim jackets.

What you must do is look for the influence of the mullet by identifying also the traits that are known to accompany the hairstyle as these traits on their own denote a strong mullet influence. The things to watch for are the previously mentioned "Hulk Hogan" style moustaches, impossibly tight and usually dirty jeans, untied hi-top running shoes, a ten-speed bicycle with it's handle bars inverted (especially if a case of empty beer bottles is being cautiously rested on the crossbar for return to the beer store), an obsession with all things that burn fuel (particularily snowmobiles, which are referred to as "sleds" by the mullet), "Snap On" jackets (especially if a matching set is worn by a couple), flannel and/or denim jackets as well as clothing dipicting the likenesses of professional wrestlers.

There are also many clues that can be found around a community that tend to suggest the presence of mullets such as mysterious tire tracks that lead off the road, up on to the grass boulevard then back onto the road that are sometimes seen in the early morning hours. These are known to be left by drunk mullets on pay day. Another sign is the discovery of one or more issues of Auto Trader magazine found in coffee shops and drinking establishments.

There are many signs but the important thing is to use these clues to avoid the mullets. As I have mentioned, they are known to be confrontational and although they are not known to be particularily effective when they attack (due to the tightness of their pants and their typical state of drunkeness) being touched by one may leave the foul odour of stale, discount cigarettes and motor oil and perhaps a stubborn stain.

Good luck and stay safe.

[JonD]

Mullets (http://www.mulletsgalore.com/) Great information site :D

[Wu-Gwei]

What a GREAT picture. What a cutie.

As a teacher, I was ready to hear this incredible story. I have had the chance to hear a 2 year old and 9 months read a book. The interesting thing was that he was reading new words that he was not taught, like "stationwagon". Teaching a child to memorise is one thing, but reading at a young age is simply breathtaking.

Keep offering him reading material on the pottie and I am sure soon enough he'll be reading. ;)


Cheers,
JJ;)

[Sunrunner]

Lmao
Mousekilla I cant believe you just wrote all that!!!!
And thanks for the nice words wu-gwei
:)

[Sunrunner]

Here you go another pic talking about starting off life in a hard way :) this kid has more problems :)


http://www.ssnakess.com/photopost/data/513/285eyelogan-med.JPG

poor guy this is the result of a stie (sp)

[Yness]

heh
you guys are hilarious....Mousekilla for what its worth I bestow upon you an honourary Doctorate in Mulletology. Through your hard work and perseverance we may be able to solve our world wide Mullet crisis and the backlog of 80'sitis that has become pandemic...with the exception the music of course...

Yness

[Sunrunner]

LOL that site for mullets was too funny :) Thanks you 2 for making my day :)

[MouseKilla]

LOL! Ph.D in Mulletology.... now that's a marketable set of credentials... I had to scroll back up cuz I didn't even remember
the BS I wrote... It's all true though, every single word of it. lol!

Don't get me going about 80's music either! Suffice it to say that it will be known in the future as the greatest musical void in the history of modern man. Don't believe me? Two words prove my point: Bon Jovi.

[Sunrunner]

LOL I was thinking more like Duran Duran :)
Poison, Motley crew hmmmmmmmmmm Cinderella eesh the list could go on :P

[Yness]

gonna go listen to my void now

[MouseKilla]

Give 'er!

[JonD]

Turn up the good, turm down the suck knob!!!!!