Snake jokes

[mk-ultra]

I found this website while i was looking for something else and thought i would share this collection of pathetic snake jokes
:P

enjoy

http://www.familypets.net/snakejokes1.htm

[Soul_Reaper]

What is wrong with this picture:

Q: Why do babies like cobras ?
A: Because they come with their own rattle !


LOL! Those jokes are lame man....

[daver676]

Originally posted by Soul_Reaper
What is wrong with this picture:

Q: Why do babies like cobras ?
A: Because they come with their own rattle !


LOL! Those jokes are lame man....

Yup.

[RachelS.]

Originally posted by Soul_Reaper
What is wrong with this picture:

Q: Why do babies like cobras ?
A: Because they come with their own rattle !


LOL! Those jokes are lame man....

LMFAO I was just about to say the same!!!

[jim mcallister]

Maybe we should make up our own jokes!! :)

[Oliverian]

Q: What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?
A: Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !

Does anyone else besides me NOT get this joke in the least? Like.. what the heck does a sliver have to do with a snake and cheese? I just don't get it.

Also:
Q: What does a black mamba do in the toilet ?
A: Tries to wash his hands !

This is pretty sad... other than the obvious part, why the heck would it be in the toilet if it was trying to wash? Wouldn't it be in a sink or something?

I'll be up all night now trying to figure out who could come up with such lame jokes..... ;)
-TammyR

[varanuskomodoen]

sliver means a little piece.

[varanuskomodoen]

they were lame...sorry...:).

[mark129er]

i think sliver is a comaprison to slither...
I agree they are quite pathetic.

[mk-ultra]

rofl :P

i hope no one went through them all . after the first page i was done :)

they really $uck :D