scariest fantasy reptile

[Lrptls]

what would be the scariest fantasy reptile?

20 foot venomous snake

flying crocodile

nile monitor able to use guns

snapping turtle able to run as fast as average person

other (make one up)

[snakehunter]

a sneezing spitting cobra!

[snakehunter]

AAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOO...........OOPS SORRY

[ReptileHQ]

a 20 foot venomous flying crocodile, able to use guns and run faster than a person....

[marisa]

LMAO@"able to use guns and run faster than a person"

aaahhhhahahaha!

Marisa

[snakehunter]

or a teleporting retic

[mk-ultra]

a baby retic with micheal jackson's face

[burmer]

A beardie with a grenade launcher.

[Bartman]

a flying croc monitor with saber tooth teeth that cut through steel lol

[Neo]

a croc with perfect skin camouflageing techniques like in the movie predator not only faster than a human but smarter.

oo, and opposable thumbs. no one likes those on a reptile.

[Invictus]

I think the scariest reptile would be one that already has a nasty attitude problem, coupled with an overwhelming ability to cause human grief... so I submit....

A VIETNAMESE BLUE BEAUTY WITH A SECOND MOUTH LIKE THE XENOMORPHS IN ALIENS, AND EVERY TIME IT WHIPS ITS TAIL, ANY MAN WITHIN A 1 MILE RADIUS FEELS LIKE HE JUST GOT SACKED, AND WOMEN FEEL LIKE THEY JUST GAVE BIRTH!!!!

Now THAT is scary.

:D

[Neo]

lol invictus

[Lrptls]

wow, i'm glad i made up this poll, got a lot of really good laughs from it, and i have to admit, if any of these animals were real, they would be VEEERRRRYYYYYY SCAREY!

[reverendsterlin]

a komodo, they don't need anything else to scare me

[snakehunter]

a snake the field huntshumans with tongs, hooks, and pillow cases...... the ultimate revenge!?!?!

[Lrptls]

how about a black mamba that can shoot its fangs? imagine him slithing after a person, standing up reall tall and just shooting fangs like buttlets full of venom

[The DOC]

From JAN, and her wierd dreams....
Had our pacman frog turn into this HUGE MONSTER, and started trying to eat ME! I finally managed to throw it out the window, it landed in a swimming pool two stories down...BUT there were about 10 to 15 little kids in the pool. SO, even though I didn't want to get bitten again by this UGLY, MORPHED, out frog... I got to the pool and somehow got rid of it.

[brig]

For me it would be any of the fast venomous snakes but with a huge, vindictive, intelligence...

In fact, any reptile gifted with intelligence and vengeance!!! Some of them really owe us (humans) one...

cheers,
Briggy

[SCReptiles]

what would be the scariest fantasy reptile?

20 foot venomous snake
That one is probably a reality. We have measured King Cobras over 18’, so there has probably been one over 20’ that we didn’t find.

[Gregg M]

How about a really pissed off puff adder that tries to kill me every time I have to get in its cage for some reason.......

[Lrptls]

true SCReptiles, kinda forgot about those big king cobras...soo...how about a 30 foot venomous snake?!

[TheRedDragon]

A corn snake that shoots acidic projectile diarrhea at you everytime you pick it up. Hmmm...pretty close to the real deal... *LOL*

[gfisher2002]

A Snapping turtle with a 5' neck that shoots out like a Chameleon tongue. Wouldn't that be fun to handle. lol

[Senator Gracken]

A very quick 20' ATB

[ChunkyMunky]

the oversized anaconda on the movie "Anaconda" that thing would kinda be scary in person :meddead:

[daver676]

Originally posted by Invictus
I think the scariest reptile would be one that already has a nasty attitude problem, coupled with an overwhelming ability to cause human grief... so I submit....

A VIETNAMESE BLUE BEAUTY WITH A SECOND MOUTH LIKE THE XENOMORPHS IN ALIENS, AND EVERY TIME IT WHIPS ITS TAIL, ANY MAN WITHIN A 1 MILE RADIUS FEELS LIKE HE JUST GOT SACKED, AND WOMEN FEEL LIKE THEY JUST GAVE BIRTH!!!!

Now THAT is scary.

:D

LOL! I also like the "beardie with a grenade launcher" idea. Quite an interesting mental picture.