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ChristinaM
12-02-03, 06:09 PM
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went to a sex therapist and was advised to try sexercises. He gave the wife a list of them to do each day.

Later that night as the couple were getting ready for bed, the husband went to take a shower and the wife thought she'd try out her sexercises. She got undressed and rolled back on her shoulders and placed her feet on the headboard.

About that time, her husband came out of the bathroom and looked over at the bed and said, "For god's sake, Mavis, comb your hair and put your teeth back in. You look just like your mother!"

Derrick
12-02-03, 06:16 PM
ewwwww

crucified
12-02-03, 06:29 PM
ahahahhahahahaha

Jazzey
12-05-03, 07:23 PM
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww:p

jim mcallister
12-05-03, 07:51 PM
I was eating.............

Melly18
12-05-03, 08:03 PM
lmao

mark129er
12-05-03, 08:50 PM
funny, disgusting .....but funny

DarkHunter
12-05-03, 09:42 PM
i agree with marc.....funny but disgusting! lol

Kerrydaktyl
12-06-03, 04:58 PM
Thouroughly nasty!

daver676
12-10-03, 03:21 PM
GAH!!!

CDN-Cresties
12-10-03, 04:31 PM
Thats nasty..lol

-Steve-

varanuskomodoen
12-13-03, 03:05 PM
sick:D