Crocodile Python

[MouseKilla]

The West African Crocodile Python is one of the rarest snakes in the world. Small quantities of male hets are now available from me. Inquire for prices and terms. Email: bigfreakinliar@michaeljacksonisinnocent.com

[Soul_Reaper]

LOL!

Pretty funny...

[snakehunter]

does it get as big asa croc?

[foman]

Just crazy. Is it a mutant?

[RepTylE]

knew a guy that got attacked by one of those in africa, he was lucky to get away and lost only one leg.

[lilyskip]

hehe--you GUYS! too funny. kinda reminds me of a basset hound. a photoshopped basset hound, perhaps. ;)

[reptile boi]

ewwwwww. Ill give u $5.00 for it :D




Thanks,
Ben

[daver676]

Watch out for those things! Brutal! :)

[TheRedDragon]

Heh heh heh, crazy @ss Photoshop morph! :p

[mykee]

That is ewwwwwwwgly!!!

[MouseKilla]

I can't believe some would suggest that this isn't a real animal! I am deeply insulted. I got the same reaction when I began selling my het for unicorn horses. But look at me now, I'm the worlds foremost breeder of unicorns, venomous birds and of course the West African Crocodile Python.

[RepTylE]

how much for one of those unicorn hets anyways?

[Soul_Reaper]

Originally posted by MouseKilla
I can't believe some would suggest that this isn't a real animal! I am deeply insulted. I got the same reaction when I began selling my het for unicorn horses. But look at me now, I'm the worlds foremost breeder of unicorns, venomous birds and of course the West African Crocodile Python.

VENOMOUS BIRDS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

[MouseKilla]

How much for the unicorn hets? Well it's like they say: if you have to ask you probably can't afford it. The animals themselves are 7 figures each depending on colour, pattern and horn size and then there's the food. Unicorns, as we all know, only eat snow lemons from Antarctica so you have be able to get those or the animal will revert back to a normal horse and you don't want that do you?

[RepTylE]

Damn that's alot of cash. sighs and buys another lotto ticket

[ohh_kristina]

:p :p

[stevesemerko]

LOL! That is one of the funnest things I have ever read! I'll take a couple of those unicorns. Maybe I could get a couple females and a male African Crocodile het and breed em together now that would be a cool creature you could call it a West African Crococorn.:D

Steve

[RepTylE]

Yeah yeah that would be cool but what if one of those crococorns was mean and came after you? What would you do then huh?

[MouseKilla]

A crococorn? Now that's just dumb. I wanted to talk about rare, exotic animals and now you guys are just F*ing around. If you don't believe that crocodile pythons, venomous birds and unicorns are real then don't buy any, it's as simple as that. There's no need to get sarcastic about it. If you are interested in these very special animals simply email your credit card numbers (don't forget the expiry dates) to the address on the first post. Then all you have to do is sit back and wait for the magical creatures to arrive.