Chelydraman
11-25-03, 11:18 PM
Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell. The devil stops
>in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens
>and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil
>asks, "Isn't it hot enough for you?"
>
>They reply, "'Well, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice
>and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit eh".
>
>The devil decides they aren't miserable enough and turns up
>the heat. The next morning, there they are, still in parkas,
>toques and mittens. The devil asks again, "It's awfully hot down here,
>can't you guys feel it?"
>
>Again they reply, "Well, like we told ya, we're from Canada,
>land of ice and snow, and we're just happy for a chance to warm up a
>little, eh."
>
>This gets the devil steamed up. He cranks the heat up as high
>as it will go. People are wailing and screaming. He finds the
>two Canadians in light jackets, grilling sausages and drinking
>beer. The devil is astonished. "Everyone down here is in
>misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."
>
>The two Canadians reply, "We don't get much warm weather in
>Toronto. We've just got to have a cook-out when the weather is
>THIS nice."
>
>The devil is furious, and decides to turn all the heat off in
>hell. The next morning, icicles are everywhere, people are unable to
>do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The devil
>smiles. He finds the two Canadians back in their parkas, toques
>and mittens. But now they are jumping up and down, cheering,
>yelling and screaming like mad men!
>
>The Devil is dumbfounded. "When I turn up the heat you're
>happy. Now it's freezing and you're still happy. What is wrong with
>you two?"
>
>The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, "Don't you
>know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the
>Stanley Cup!"
>in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens
>and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil
>asks, "Isn't it hot enough for you?"
>
>They reply, "'Well, we're from Canada, the land of snow and ice
>and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit eh".
>
>The devil decides they aren't miserable enough and turns up
>the heat. The next morning, there they are, still in parkas,
>toques and mittens. The devil asks again, "It's awfully hot down here,
>can't you guys feel it?"
>
>Again they reply, "Well, like we told ya, we're from Canada,
>land of ice and snow, and we're just happy for a chance to warm up a
>little, eh."
>
>This gets the devil steamed up. He cranks the heat up as high
>as it will go. People are wailing and screaming. He finds the
>two Canadians in light jackets, grilling sausages and drinking
>beer. The devil is astonished. "Everyone down here is in
>misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."
>
>The two Canadians reply, "We don't get much warm weather in
>Toronto. We've just got to have a cook-out when the weather is
>THIS nice."
>
>The devil is furious, and decides to turn all the heat off in
>hell. The next morning, icicles are everywhere, people are unable to
>do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The devil
>smiles. He finds the two Canadians back in their parkas, toques
>and mittens. But now they are jumping up and down, cheering,
>yelling and screaming like mad men!
>
>The Devil is dumbfounded. "When I turn up the heat you're
>happy. Now it's freezing and you're still happy. What is wrong with
>you two?"
>
>The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, "Don't you
>know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the
>Stanley Cup!"