you feed them...

[AshleyL]

...you give them a nice little tank to live in, you clean them...and what thanks do i get? my little ball sits on my belly and takes a huge *****. LOL, at least i know she's digesting everything...gotta love it when that happens!:rolleyes:

[sapphire_moon]

lol.......I haven't had that happen......YET. But my little female has pee'd on me! :rolleyes: lol!!!!

[ChristinaM]

ROTFLMAO.......

can't resist...sorry

[Skink Keeper]

lol.... my Monkey-tail did that to me the other day.... Never had my snake do it though.

[AshleyL]

hahahaha..its really not that pleasant. very funny though, damn my luck!

[brig]

Hey, think yourself lucky - last time that happened to me it was a 6 1/2 foot boa - massive nastiness, ugh!

[JonD]

U not into the golden showers?:D

[NewLineReptile]

I had to move my 16'+ Retic one time so as i had her my wife and dad had the back end of her when she let it fly. With that they let go of her tail and to make a long story short snake ***** does not taste to good.

Brandon

[RachelS.]

ewwwwwww!! Haha... my snakes give me love bites, could mean that's a little love gift?

and NewLineReptile... just the other day my ball python squirted right in my face!! OMG, I was so afraid to swallow...

[Soul_Reaper]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! This thread is too funny!!!

Gladly nothing like that has happened to me yet....YET.

[tai_pan1]

For smell, I don't think anything beats a corn when they decide to "go" all over you. Reminds me ov a rotting corpse!

[jaybox_reptiles]

try having a 10 foot purm piss on you when shes rapped around your neck lol ( mom almost had a hart atttack lol)

Jay
Box

[dvs]

nasty!!!! I glad I never had the "pleasure" of being crapped on.... at least not by any of my reptiles.

Did have a couple of sugargliders that seemed to think it was funny though :rolleyes:

[daver676]

LOL! I have yet to be a victim.

[corr]

My IJCP LOVES to do that to me! My corn got me good for the first time the other night... a huge one right in my lap. Thankfully, I've never got it in the face yet... yet. :rolleyes:

[JonD]

Never got it from any of my snakes, but Ashley's ball got me when she first got it...all over me and her desk:D

[C.m.pyrrhus]

I think any colubrid owner would know how lovely it is to be crapped on. My snakes will do it just enough to be constant, yet spontanious. Plus, the crappin and musking is great from checking out snakes in the wild, lovely stuff to smell like when ya get home.

[Syst3m]

My corn snake has never deficated on me.

P.S. Kurzix keep your mouth shut.

[Pixie]

Luckily, I haven't been "baptized" by one of my corns yet. Actually, I purposely don't handle them for a good 48 to 72 hours after they eat for that precise reason!

Only have been crapped on once so far by a herp, my baby ball "Mouse" did it to me as I was helping him with a bad shed. At least it was fairly small! I'm not looking forward to the experience with a large snake!!!

Have been crapped on by tarantulas more though! Thankfully it wasn't an avicularia genus that are known to produce flying poop!!!

Pixie

[brig]

Oh yeah... and the little western hognose ALWAYS musks when my bf gets him out of his house... LOL. Needless to say, I never do that task... LOL! Man does it stink! Pure concentrated 'smell'. Mmmmm!

Although I think th 16' burm takes the prize... just how big is the turd of a 16' burm? It must be like an elephant... no, wait, actually I just don't want to know... ! LOL!

Briggy :)

[Amiechann]

LMAO

[nolagurl]

My BP has pooped on my bed. My 6ft. Boa let it loose all over my fiance's school books. He wasn't too pleased.

[reptile boi]

i have never had any boids poo on me, but i have had green anoles and garter snakes that shatted all over me... not very pleasent especially when you get new clothes and ur pet poos on it.




Thanks,
Ben

[TheRedDragon]

None of my pets has urinated or defecated on me YET. *knock on wood*. I came close to getting nailed by flying corn snake poo, but that was it. *L* :p

[gonesnakee]

Try sexing a hundred+ kingsnakes in a row & see how many times you get crapped on LOL. After the first few ya just wipe your hands on your shirt & keep going. Sweaty, sh1tty work thats for sure, heh heh. Gotta love baby kingsnakes. Mark I.