You know you love your herps when.....

[daver676]

....you'll drive an hour out of your way after a long days work to drop off a fecal sample at the vet's office.

Let's hear some more!!

[JD@reptiles]

when you are feeding other reptiles to them :P

[Pontus]

lol i have come close to that with leopards to my boa lol .........

[Neo]

when you personify them and talk about them with your friends like herps are ppl u hang out with

[rwg]

when you haven't started supper for your kids yet, but you have dead rodents thawing on the counter.

[justinO]

you have more snake/lizard food in the freezer then human food. Not like i'm in that situation.. Kraft Dinner anyone?

[fateamber]

You get told to shut up talking about them 5 + times a day!

[Siretsap]

your room is freezing to save on the costs to allow teirs to be in the high 20's

[drewlowe]

WOO HOO somebody else that has to drive an hour away to the vet. Don't you love rush hour traffic that normaly you don't have to go through but because you have to have the test ran you have to get in traffic to make it to the vets 5 secs. before they close.

LOL your referd to as the lizard or snake lady at work.

When your nightly chore is to pick through the mealworm bins to clean out dead bodies or aliens.

[Siretsap]

When you get a surprise visit of policeman wanting to search your place for marijuana cause neighbors complain you always have neons on.

[daver676]

Originally posted by JD@reptiles
when you are feeding other reptiles to them :P

LOL! We have a winner!!

[Collide]

when all the kids on your street refer to your house as the lizzard house. and wanna come in on holloween.

[marisa]

Siretsap wins my vote!

"When you get a surprise visit of policeman wanting to search your place for marijuana cause neighbors complain you always have neons on."

LMAO!

Marisa

[NewLineReptile]

Originally posted by Siretsap
When you get a surprise visit of policeman wanting to search your place for marijuana cause neighbors complain you always have neons on.

HA HA That has happend to me 3 times now

Brandon

[Classic]

Your wife goes to the cupboard to get a tupperware container, but you have them all utilized as water dishes.

[Emily-Fisher]

When you get a surprise visit of policeman wanting to search your place for marijuana cause neighbors complain you always have neons on.

Oh man, lmao!! A while ago, I had Smeagol's red light on and when I went outside to walk the dogs, my neighbors stopped me to ask if I happened to be growing pot :p *sigh*

[red bootz]

The organic veggies in your fridge are not for human consumption.

[BoidKeeper]

When you ask your principal if you can keep rats in the freezer part of the bar fridge she has in her classroom where she keeps her lunch.
Cheers,
Trevor

[SerpentLust]

When you have your own freezer in your bedroom for rodents because family members get nervous with dead mice in the fridge.

When you only enjoy talking to people who know something about reptiles or actually care what you're talking about, which is reptiles.

When you sit in silence for an hour wanting to talk about reptiles but knowing no one will care

When you circle EVERY school project in some way around your snake

(Yes, all have been me lol)

Jenn

[Nicky]

when u wake up every three or so hours to change the frogs water and make sure its clean... when u spend all day tearing apart your room trying to find them when they magically escape from there cage... when u bring them to school and ditch acouple of classes to make sure your corn will eat his mouse because u didn't have time in the morning. when u bake a cake for its birthday even thoe it can;t eat it it just seemed like the right thing to do at the time lol.

[jason h]

when you go to by a bottle of back ease because you need to move your burm the next day.
when you see puppys and inadvertantly say its a nice clutch
when you refer to you kids as neonates

[gonesnakee]

When your jealous girlfriend isn't jealous of other girls, but of your snakes. Seriously... "You spend all your ____ing time in that ____ing room" LOL. Mark I.

[Darren179]

your only 16 and you already ruined your credit rating because you cant pay your bills because you cant stop buying herps and herp products.

[C.m.pyrrhus]

"Your wife goes to the cupboard to get a tupperware container, but you have them all utilized as water dishes."......I know that feeling, my woman hates me for that.:D

...when you are jumping from rock to rock catching lizards at the park to feed crotes, all along folks stare at you from afar like your a mad man.

...when you have to explain to the cashier that the heat pads are for a snake, not your bad back.

...when you explain to your girlfriend why you stole all the pillow cases for your long drive out of town the night before.

...when you remove the working lightbulb out of the bathroom to temporarily replace your lizards basking light.

...when you freezer is filled with more rats and DOR snakes than icecubes and ice cream.

hmmmm, I am sure there are hundreds more........

[BoidKeeper]

"You spend all your ____ing time in that ____ing room" LOL. Mark I.
I get that but in regards to the 6 hours I spend every Sunday cleaning the rat room, not the snake room.
Trevor

[ChristinaM]

- when the cashier at the grocers asks you what kind of veggie that is, and you reply you don't know, it's lizard food.

(for the longest time I could not remember "endive")

- when you spend more time fixing your reptiles dinners than your own

-when you won't fork over $300 for new blinds because you think that's ridiculously expensive, but you will fork it over for a sick reptile.

My hubby throws that one in my face all the time. The fact that I wouldn't spend xxx money on nicer blinds, but I will spend xxx on a reptile without thinking twice. hmmmmmm

[wyz]

When your waredrobe is filled with old pants and finally you see a nice pair of pants at only 39.95$ (that would last at least 1 or 2 years) and don't take it, but the same day you write a check of 375.46$ for frozen mice !! (that will last 3 months)

Reading you guys makes me feel alot better knowing me and my girlfriend are not alone,, but I still think you're all a bunch of freaks that don,t know how to set priorities...

WYZ and Meduza the freaks ! ;)

[Dark_Angel_25]

when you always take pictures of your herps, and bring them to work to show people, even when they don't want to see them!!

when you are talking to friends and family as say things like "oh and yesterday Cleo did the CUTEST thing"

When your record log book is neater and more comprehensive than you homework!

[snakehunter]

when your standing in line at petsmart and some one says "aw those are cute...do they make good pets?" and you say 'hmmmm never thought of that"

the power company knows when your timers go off

[jim mcallister]

When the first thing you do when you get home is see what's going on at ssnakess.com. ..........

[snakehunter]

Originally posted by jim mcallister
When the first thing you do when you get home is see what's going on at ssnakess.com. ..........

GUILTY

[snakehunter]

oh........ when you go to someones house and they show you their new cat or dog and think "my snake could eat that"

[Darren179]

when you go to pets mart and have this convo "do you sell feeder mice"
they reply "feeder mice?" "Yes for my snakes" "no we dont sell feeder mice" "ok ok can I please have one regular mouse" "sir your going to have to leave"

true story

[daver676]

Originally posted by Darren179
when you go to pets mart and have this convo "do you sell feeder mice"
they reply "feeder mice?" "Yes for my snakes" "no we dont sell feeder mice" "ok ok can I please have one regular mouse" "sir your going to have to leave"


LOL! Hypocrites.