Clownfishie
11-25-03, 11:05 AM
Ok, some of these are just plain disgusting... lol. Remind me to become a hermit or something, eh? :p
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During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect
contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) Remote
controls in hotels are the worst! (Always carry your Lysol spray!)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12
pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually, you will shake hands with 11 men who have
recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime, 22 nosey workmen doing work in your home will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket. We won't even go into guests snooping in your medicine cabinet.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Mouth herpes.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
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Lovely, eh? LOL...
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During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect
contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) Remote
controls in hotels are the worst! (Always carry your Lysol spray!)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12
pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually, you will shake hands with 11 men who have
recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime, 22 nosey workmen doing work in your home will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket. We won't even go into guests snooping in your medicine cabinet.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Mouth herpes.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
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Lovely, eh? LOL...