Michael Jackson [Archive] - sSNAKESs : Reptile Forum

SCReptiles

11-23-03, 01:31 PM

Question: Why did Michael Jackson go shopping at K-mart?

Answer: He heard the little boys pants were half off.

B-Rep

11-23-03, 01:48 PM

Ahahahaha!

Priceless!

CDN-Cresties

11-23-03, 01:54 PM

LOL

-Steve-

Neo

11-23-03, 02:09 PM

*shudder* :D

J-Man

11-23-03, 02:20 PM

Here's a good one:

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

Answer: One if made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with... and the other holds groceries.

Chelydraman

11-23-03, 09:34 PM

Why is michael Jackson likea 7-11 burger?

10 year old meat 40 year old buns

lizardmom

11-24-03, 04:30 PM

keep em coming- more michael jokes- did you see his mug shot-that was nassstteeee.

Amiechann

11-24-03, 05:33 PM

MJ on the run...

http://photo.redtailboa.net/albums/album146/image001mj.jpg

ReptileHQ

11-24-03, 05:38 PM

How do you know its bedtime at neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.....

CDN-Cresties

11-24-03, 05:48 PM

That pic is too funny!!!!!

-Steve-

mykee

11-25-03, 03:32 AM

The bad taste police are gonna be knocking on ALL your doors...

daver676

11-25-03, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by mykee
The bad taste police are gonna be knocking on ALL your doors...

LOL!

Love the pic Amiechan!

The DOC

11-27-03, 06:58 AM

What is the "perfect 10" for Micheal Jackson?
Two 5 year olds!

sketchy4

11-27-03, 02:18 PM

some of those jokes are just wrong. but still funny!

Jazzey

11-27-03, 02:59 PM

LOL my *** off!
:p
Jazzey

BAZ

11-27-03, 03:08 PM

So wrong but I'm crying laughing here at work! :P

Soul_Reaper

11-27-03, 03:29 PM

LMFAO!!!

That pic is too funny!!!

honduranfreekk

11-27-03, 04:14 PM

LMFAOOOOOOOOO now those are great and Amiechann Love the pic girl lmaooooo over here ;)

reptile boi

11-27-03, 04:24 PM

i got one,

Q: what does MJ and macdonalds have in common?

A: They both like to stick their meat in 2 year old buns!

Thanks,
Ben

norman

11-27-03, 04:49 PM

jokes about pedophilia are a little iffy guys.....but, I'm all about making fun of Michael Jackson....so....whatever...

mark129er

11-27-03, 04:54 PM

What ever happened to innocent until proven guilty? Oh who the he!! am I kidding I thought they were hilarious too.

lizardmom

11-27-03, 04:57 PM

love that pic of mikeee on the tricycle, LMAO,,, lol.....

Jazzey

12-03-03, 02:22 PM

this was bound to happen!

JD@reptiles

12-08-03, 06:50 PM

LMAO, THAT IS SO WRONG

daver676

12-10-03, 12:39 PM

Wow! Mike's got some nice tubes! :p

TheRedDragon

12-10-03, 11:52 PM

*LMAO* Those pics are hilarious!