blonde in the appliance store

[sketchy4]

so this blonde walks into an appliance store and she tells the clerk,

"excuse me sir but id like to buy that t.v. over there."
and the clerks says,

"i am sorry m'am but we dont sell to blondes."

so the woman goes out and gets her hair dyed brown. she goes back to the store and tells the clerk,

"excuse me sir but id like to buy that t.v. over there."

and the clerk says,

"i am sorry m'am but we dont sell to blondes."

so this time the woman goes out and gets a full makeover and dyes her hair red. and again she goes back to the store and tells the clerk,

"excuse me sir but id like to buy that t.v. over there."

and the clerk says,

"i am sorry m'am but we dont sell to blondes."

so the woman says,

"hold on a minute. i got my hair dyed twice and got a full makeover. how do you know that i am a blonde?"

and the clerk points over to the t.v. and says,

"because that is a microwave m'am."

[Derrick]

hehe one of the better blonde jokes I've heard in a while

[lizardmom]

hehehe,,, good one...love blonde jokes...
did you hear the one about the pregnant blonde who went to the lumber yard to have her baby--
she heard they had free delivery...