Derrick
11-15-03, 08:05 PM
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her shiny new bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike" said the cop "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep, he sure did" she replied.
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 dollar ticket for a safety violation.
"Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back," the cop explained.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you have there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Why, yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The girl looked up at him and said, "Next year tell Santa the **** goes underneath the horse, not on top."
"Nice bike" said the cop "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep, he sure did" she replied.
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 dollar ticket for a safety violation.
"Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back," the cop explained.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you have there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Why, yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The girl looked up at him and said, "Next year tell Santa the **** goes underneath the horse, not on top."