The Drunk and the Patient

[JeffT]

Thought this was a good one, enjoy!



The patient and the drunk

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>An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests,
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>the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
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>Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom,
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>he figured that the latest episode was just that, so he stayed put.
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> Suddenly, however, he filled his bed with diarrhea and
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>was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
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>In a complete loss of composure, he jumped out of bed,
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>gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
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>A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
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>The drunk started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently,
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>in an attempt to free himself of the sheets. He ended up
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>the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
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>As the drunk stood there, staring down at the sheets,
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> a hospital security guard who had witnessed the entire incident,
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>walked up to him and asked, "What the heck is going on?"
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>The drunk, still staring down at the sheets, replied,
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>"I think I just beat the **** out of a ghost."
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>HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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