Sean Day
10-30-03, 10:40 AM
NOTICE TO PEOPLE WHO VISIT MY HOME
1. The dog lives here. You don’t!
2. If you don’t want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
3. Yes, he has some disgusting habits. So do I and so do you. What’s your point?
4. OF COURSE he smells like a dog. He IS a dog!
5. I like him a lot more than I like most people. The reasons are obvious.
6. To you, he’s a dog. To me, he’s an adopted baby who is big, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn’t speak clearly. I have no problem with any of these things.
7. Dogs are better than kids because they eat less, don’t ask for money, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don’t hang out with drug-users, don’t smoke or drink, don’t get arrested, don’t worry about whether they have the latest fashions, don’t wear your clothes, don’t need a gazillion dollars for college and if they get a dog pregnant, you can sell the pups.
8. The same applies for the cats, except they will ignore you ….. until you’re asleep.
1. The dog lives here. You don’t!
2. If you don’t want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
3. Yes, he has some disgusting habits. So do I and so do you. What’s your point?
4. OF COURSE he smells like a dog. He IS a dog!
5. I like him a lot more than I like most people. The reasons are obvious.
6. To you, he’s a dog. To me, he’s an adopted baby who is big, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn’t speak clearly. I have no problem with any of these things.
7. Dogs are better than kids because they eat less, don’t ask for money, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don’t hang out with drug-users, don’t smoke or drink, don’t get arrested, don’t worry about whether they have the latest fashions, don’t wear your clothes, don’t need a gazillion dollars for college and if they get a dog pregnant, you can sell the pups.
8. The same applies for the cats, except they will ignore you ….. until you’re asleep.