maiden_canada
10-27-03, 12:47 AM
i was reading jaybox_reptiles post a few ones down and it reminded me of this, i think its funny, i hope you do too!
there are 3 men being tortured in a concentration camp. the woman who is torturing them tells them to all go out into the garden and pick a fruit or a vegetable and bring it back to her and she will have something for them to do with it. so they all go out and after about 10 minutes the first man comes back with a carrot. the woman tells him to stick it up his butt and if he laughs, she will shoot him. so he sticks it and starts to giggle and she shoots him. the second man comes back about 5 minutes later with a cucumber. the woman says to stick it up his butt and if he laughs she will shoot him, so he does. he waits for about 30seconds and bursts out laughing so she shoots him. as those 2 men's souls are floating up to heaven, the 2nd man asks the first man why he laughed, the 1st map replies ''it tickled''. then the 1st man asks the 2nd man why he laughed. and he says, i saw the 3rd man coming with a watermelon.
haha! hope you liked it :)
there are 3 men being tortured in a concentration camp. the woman who is torturing them tells them to all go out into the garden and pick a fruit or a vegetable and bring it back to her and she will have something for them to do with it. so they all go out and after about 10 minutes the first man comes back with a carrot. the woman tells him to stick it up his butt and if he laughs, she will shoot him. so he sticks it and starts to giggle and she shoots him. the second man comes back about 5 minutes later with a cucumber. the woman says to stick it up his butt and if he laughs she will shoot him, so he does. he waits for about 30seconds and bursts out laughing so she shoots him. as those 2 men's souls are floating up to heaven, the 2nd man asks the first man why he laughed, the 1st map replies ''it tickled''. then the 1st man asks the 2nd man why he laughed. and he says, i saw the 3rd man coming with a watermelon.
haha! hope you liked it :)